Saturday, June 05, 2010

Rich Bigot To Wed


Plan One, Two, Three, Four From Shouter Space

From Yahoo News:

Limbaugh to wed as Hollywood flirts with his life story

Will the fourth time be the charm for Rush Limbaugh?

Limbaugh, 59, is set to marry 33-year-old girlfriend Kathryn Rogers on Saturday at the talk radio star's palatial Florida beachfront property.

Although Limbaugh never seems at a loss for words, he's been uncharacteristically quiet about the pending nuptials. Fill-in hosts have taken over the show, with his website simply noting that "El Rushbo will be out until Tuesday, June 15th."

However, Limbaugh emailed a statement to his local paper, the Palm Beach Post. "We try to live our lives as normal people," he wrote. "We do NOT seek media attention, we do not want it, especially for this. It is very special, obviously, and we just don't want any media attention."
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No word on where the happy couple is registered, but in a daring fashion twist

both are expected to wear white.

7 comments:

tech98 said...

What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg?

One is a flaming Nazi gasbag, and the other is a dirigible.

Capt. Bat Guano said...

I know who's dreaming about a honeymoon heart attack, and so do you.

Anonymous said...

He'll have to urinate to give her a clue.

Roket said...

ROFLMAO

gruaud said...

I'd love to see the prenup.

darkblack said...

What a lovely beard, er, bride.

;>)

prof fate said...

I wanted to make some kind of crack about an oil-covered Limbaugh stranded on his Florida beach - but that would be wrong.