Thursday, June 17, 2010

Knot In The Loop


BP CEO To Congress: "Charlie bit me!"


From the AP:

BP chief says he wasn't in loop, enraging Congress

By CALVIN WOODWARD and FREDERIC J. FROMMER (AP)

WASHINGTON — Channeling the nation's anger, lawmakers pilloried BP's boss in a withering day of judgment Thursday for the oil company at the center of the Gulf calamity. Unflinching, BP chief executive Tony Hayward said he was out of the loop on decisions at the well and coolly asserted, "I'm not stonewalling."

That infuriated members of Congress even more, Democrats and Republicans alike.

Testifying as oil still surged into the Gulf of Mexico and coated ever more coastal land and marshes, Hayward declared "I am so devastated with this accident," "deeply sorry" and "so distraught."

Yet the oil man disclaimed knowledge of any of the myriad problems on and under the Deepwater Horizon rig before the deadly explosion, telling a congressional hearing he had only heard about the well earlier in April, the month of the accident, when the BP drilling team told him it had found oil.
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2 comments:

gruaud said...

I'd like to oilboard this asshole with heavy crude.

And IF Tony Hayward is asked to step down, he'll
have a platinum parachute to gently waft him to
his tropical fortress of solitude.

Yay, predatory capitalism, again.

-blessed holy socks, the non-perishable-zealot said...

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