Sunday, April 18, 2010

Said The Pollster To The Fireman:

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"We really need to sell what we're doing with a zippy name?"

Said the Fireman to the Pollster:
"We're putting out planet-sized fires. Who in their right fucking minds is gonna side with the arsonists?"


Silly Fireman: thought D.C. was going to be like playing poker with Republican farmers and pharmacists in the state senator -- with a bigger table and higher stakes -- instead of orcs and berserkers who would rather see "their" country burned to the ground than rather than being run by someone else.

Pity he pissed away an entire year learning what any Liberal in America could have told him for the price of a beer.

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Sometimes when the pen needs a rest, the muse will lead with a graphic jab instead of a verbal hook. Impulsive, and I never know if it will end well -- or end at all -- but it is always an adventure.

I did this in very large format Photoshop.
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With a couple of variations.
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All of which look better bigger, and any of which can be clicked on for poster-sized.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'm confused... you are designing graphics for the teaparty now? Obama has been taking an ax to the Constitution since 1/20/09? You've managed to create an image more disturbing than a redneck with a shotgun. At least it's not a machete. I generally like your stuff but this seems way off base.

US Blues said...

The arsonists and their supporters are not in their right minds.

StonyPillow said...

If Obama had a firehose, the teabaggers would say he's trying to ram it down their throats.

I'm angry, and tired of orc-safe thinking. I like the axe. Too bad he can't use it for fear of becoming The Angry Black Man. More orc-safe thinking.

pwapvt said...

it made a strange kind of sense to me that he tried to play ball with the guppers. It probably took him some time to figure out the game and to convince his moronic bi-partisan supporting cabal that it wasn't going to work. I think he knew that, but by trying soooo hard and getting nothing for his troubles, he can now go back and say fuck 'em. And have a good argument for it.

All that said I'm probably going to be proven wrong in about a week.

He may need something stronger than beer DG.

Fran / Blue Gal said...

Beautiful work, dg