Thursday, March 25, 2010

Dear Katrina vanden Heuvel


I just had to take a little time away from ruining American to express how very exciting it was to see the hip Cats and Kittens at "The Nation" (From "The Mad Tea Party", March 25, 2010)...

...catching up...

(From "The Mad Hater's Tea Party" -- April 11, 2009)

...with...
aliceinwasilla
(From "Through the Looking Glass Darkly" from July 2009)

...the rest of us :-)

(Blue Gal's terrific mashup from November, 2008)

Not to worry that it took a year. Or two. Because on Teh Liberal Internets, everyone is a winner!

Still, if you find yourself haunted by wholly baseless and irrational feelings of remorse, don't risk madness! Instead remember that you can always avail yourself of a quick and very reasonably-priced form of therapy -- any time, day or night -- guaranteed to make those bad thoughts




go away.

5 comments:

Unknown said...

Drifty, either you'll be concomitantly rewarded for your sublime skills and outright awesome sense of prescience, with libidinous liberal lasses awaiting your every move in baited, heaving, sweaty breaths (with minty breath and voluptuous liberal glasses of Laphroaig no less)

or you might be the Big Star of teh progressive conscience. Ahead of your time, unrecognizable to the masses who crave the springs of your inner Minerva.

In any way, you will inspire leagues, for generations.

slainte'

darkblack said...

F'cksake, lookit them liberal slickety paper types run!

Problem is, the gun went off a few ticks back. You'll be conversing on matters of galactic comet-vapor trade in Arcturan with the other all-beings by the time these humanoids inhabit the current dimensional locus, D.

But at least you won't be the next Lenny Bruce.

;>)

driftglass said...

Rob,
I'll take half that in cash :-)

darkblack,
Also too Arcturans have no word for either "pool" or "tequila": I figure inside of two weeks I'll own the place.

Anonymous said...

You was hosed.

Fran / Blue Gal said...

Also there's my big version.

Alice in Wonderland is definitely out there. But Rush is not Cheshire Cat he's worm with the hooka pipe and I was there first.

Thanks for the linky love on the video!