Shock and Awe...In Spaaaaaace!
After scheming for weeks and spending literally hundreds of American tax dollars on their so-called "moon cannon"
the evil geniuses at NASA have figured a way to bomb the one spot within artillery range that is even less hospitable than Afghanistan.
From Yahoo News:
NASA Set to Dive Bomb the Moon
Tariq Malik
Managing Editor
SPACE.com
A NASA spacecraft and its trusty rocket stage are drawing ever closer to the moon to intentionally crash to their doom Friday, all in the name of science.
The cosmic collisions are expected to kick up tons of moon dirt in giant debris plumes that will then be scanned for signs of water ice suspected to be buried beneath the floor of a permanently shadowed crater at the lunar south pole.
"Everybody is feeling very excited," said Victoria Friedensen, NASA's program executive for the LCROSS mission at the heart of the moon crash. "There is a great sense of anticipation."
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Obviously with their access to "integrated circuitry", "space age polymer formulas" and virtually unlimited supplies of Tang, these madmen are all but invincible.
So while there is no hope, at least Bowie can sing us to our doom on-topic.
"Fall Dog Bombs The Moon" in 3...2...1...
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Hope little girl
Come blow me away
I don't care much
I win anyway
Just a dog
3 comments:
DUDE, I needed a late night music club for Saturday.
Got it. Thanks.
Laugh it up, Cletis!
The moon has been bombed millions of times by asteroids. Just look at Its surface! One more won't hurt it. Its very important to know if there is ice (water) on the moon. And other elements useful to man, which will no doubt be scanned for in the dust cloud.
one more linkydink to make it funky now..
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