Exactly how the private insurance racket works in under three-and-one-half minutes.
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Reverend : It's about this letter you sent me regarding my insurance claim.
Devious: Well yeah, it's just that we're not as of yet, totally satisfied with the grounds of your claim.
Reverend : But it says something about filling my mouth in with cement.
Devious: That's just legal jargon you know.
Reverend : But my car hit by a lorry standing in the garage and you refuse to pay my claim.
Devious: Well, Reverend Morrison in your policy, in your policy it states quite clearly that no claim you make will be paid.
Reverend : Oh dear.
Devious: You plunked for our "never pay policy" which, uh, which if you never claim is very worthwhile but you, uh, had to claim and there it is.
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The difference is that 39 years ago -- when Monty Python first aired this bit -- Mr. Devious was just a shabby little ferret in a four minute skit.
Today he has moved from auto to health insurance, has a personal net worth of $2.4 billion and owns clear title on seven Senators and 35 Congresscritters.
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How's the nude lady, though?
"Today he has moved from auto to health insurance, has a personal net worth of $2.4 billion and owns clear title on seven Senators and 35 Congresscritters."
guess you're talking about just the Democrats
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