Wednesday, January 28, 2009

Unfrozen Caveman Governor


announces plans to go out crazyguns blazin'.

From MSNBC:

Blago requests to make closing argument

From NBC's Samira Puskar
The Illinois Senate president, John Cullerton, has just stated that Gov. Rod Blagojevich has requested to make an appearance before the prosecutor's closing arguments Thursday.

Blagojevich wants to file a closing argument -- but offer no testimony and no questions.


I supposed we can't blame Governor Shakedown too much.

After all, our modern world frightens and confuses him.

In fact, sometimes when he is caught on tape committing acts that are either criminal or an insult to his office or both, he wonders "Are little demons inside the recording machine putting on some kind of play?"

He doesn't know! His primitive mind can't grasp these concepts.

1 comment:

darkblack said...

But I do know one thing...when a man, like your Governor, get hoisted on his own petard trying to sell a Senate seat - It's going to take a whole lot of that funny green paper your modern world uses, with strange numbers and pictures of ugly women on it to avoid a trip to Stateville.

;>)