Saturday, October 18, 2008

"When fascism comes to America


it will be wrapped in the flag and carrying a cross." - Sinclair Lewis.


"When fascism comes to America it will be stuffed into fuck-me pumps, with a wink that promises you the blowjob of your life, and eyes that scream Helter Skelter."
-- driftglass

(h/t watertiger)

14 comments:

D. said...

Yours is scarier.

Anonymous said...

When fascism comes to America, Chris Matthews will let it ramble on, uninterrupted, for like twenty minutes.

darkblack said...

I like your revision, D., and both quotes are appropriate to their times, but 'When fascism comes to America'...?

It's been a rather consumptive couch barnacle for almost 8 years.

Malacandra said...

When fascism comes?
when it comes?

Unless I missed something, we've been listening to the overture playing for the past 7 years.

I'm just surprised that she didn't say that she was in possession of list of "known Terrorists" working in the halls of Congress.

He opponent is named Elwyn Tinklenberg (no, really) and is within a few points of kicking Goosestepping Spice out of Congress. Show him some love. In retaliation for her little rant, he's gotten over $100K in ActBlue contributions from the netroots in the past day.

That's how it gets done.

Anonymous said...

When fascism comes to America, most won't know it. They are like frogs dropped into a kettle of tepid water being slowly brought to a boil. Most don't know that they're simply being cooked alive.

Anonymous said...

I can't wait for the forthcoming release: driftglass- Uncensored!

Anonymous said...

I recall a Tbogg post about Bachman entitled "The Wind Between Her Ears". Apparently nothing has changed in that category.

Woody (Tokin Librul/Rogue Scholar/ Helluvafella!) said...

She was elected 2 years ago.
She hasn't changed her residence.
Her constituents haven't appreciably changed (who moves TOO minnesota?).
She's leading by 10 points (friday).

If she's any index, fascism's here, and robust...

Fascism came to Murka, as a MILF with big boobs which it covers with the flag...

Anonymous said...

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Good Luck!

Anonymous said...

"You've done enough. Have you no sense of decency, ma'am, at long last? Have you left no sense of decency?"

Myrtle June said...

Wasn't she the conger at the sotu pawing and a smooching bush in the aisle? He's doing her.

Anonymous said...

driftglass, absolutely priceless quote on your part.

Loved it!

:)

Anonymous said...

When I see shit like that, I get a chuckle for the most part.

Obviously some fascist republican apparatchik somewhere called for everyone to run this proamerican vs antiamerican play.

She was so eager to help the team, and botched it so badly, that plumbers far and wide are making donations to her opponent and it may very well cost her a seat in congress.

So, yeah, I'm encouraged because what it says mostly is that this fucked up brand of conservatism is self-limiting: its only objective is to find the lowest common denominator, so mind numbing stupid, even the pathologically stupid get it.

Their only chance at continued survival is if Dick Zxcaineey's brightest dreams are ever realized and some AQ sleeper cell executes the American equivalent of the Beslan school tragedy. They've got about 2 weeks for that to happen.

Diomedia said...

The thousand yard stare of the truly religiously insane.