Behind the Scenes of the Next McCain Ad

Where he leaps in to a shallow pond to Maverickly rassle the economy.

Or Osama bin Laden.

Or Chile.

Or giant pill bugs.

Or George Bush.

Or Beanie and Cecil.

Or Alex P. Keaton.

Or Lobbyists.

Or those meddling kids.

Or visible panty lines.

Or ACORN.

Or the Noid.

Or aero-planes.

Or dirty commie rats.

Or Sacco and Vanzetti.

Or Khaaaaaaaan!

Or bimetalism.

Or some fucking thing.