Friday, July 11, 2008

Preznit McCylon?


Do Not Want!

Up until now the Frighteningly Striking Similarities between the wholly-fictional Colonel Saul Tigh (XO, Battlestar Galactica) and the largely-fictional Senator John McSame (Commodore, Ship of Fools) have been merely amusing (The terrifically eerie montage above was created by the artist[s?] at Metamerist.com and happened across by me at Adam Pieniazek's site here.)

After all, they are both;

The cranky remnants of hard living fighter jocks from a long-ago war.

Ex-POWs.

Rageholics, who cannot keep their mercury fulminate-tempers under control.

Comfortable in gigs where no one fires them for being true to their son-of-a-bitch natures.

Completely unfit to be Chief Executives.


[[Spoiler Alert]]


But now that each has heard his own dog-whistle siren’s song that activated long-buried, core-programming…

And now that each has rid himself of a burdensome First Wife, and moved on to knocking chrome boots with their respective

Number Sixes *...

...I for one am getting more than a little creeped out.



*(And many thanks to my anonymous benefactor for providing me the raw material for this graphic.)

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

"...knocking chrome boots"

lol!

Staar said...

absofuckinglutely brilliant.

Hephaestos said...

Oh dear. I had so much more likened him to Mr. Magoo. Remember Hanlon's Razor.

Anonymous said...

McCain was still married to his wife when he got married to his mistress

http://www.americablog.com/2008/07/mccain-was-still-married-to-his-wife.html

Anonymous said...

cindy/vicki/barbie is lookin' mighty like Evita in that shot ... with her hair pulled back, she'd be set to break into 'Don't Cry for Me, Arizona,' heaving bazooms and all.

Anonymous said...

"Don't lend no hand, to raise no flag, atop no ship of fools..."

- Robert Hunter / Jerome John "Jerry" Garcia


Thanks DG, always nice to see you sneak in the GD reference before breakfast. ;-)

Anonymous said...

brilliant!

ServingPatriot

Anonymous said...

I'd always imagined him as Uncle Fester myself...

Anonymous said...

You surpass your old heights to reach the new: McCrazy ... Cylons ... Battlestar Galactica ... and Cindy the Cookie-Baker with the Bazooms.

Most Excellent!

The one word that pops into my feeble mind every time I see John McCrazy McSame is ...

HOMONCULUS.

(a 1 and a 2): It's a fetal affair. It's foetus without hair.

Caoimhin Laochdha said...

Too fucking hilarious. Another tip'o'the hat to the master.

I knew what I was getting into before I read it but could not resist reading this post. That said, for those of us w/o cable and who rely on DVDs from NetFlix 18 months after the shows are first aired for cultural edification, a "SPOILER" warning would not hurt.

cable-less in VT
-cl

Anonymous said...

US Blues said...
"Don't lend no hand, to raise no flag, atop no ship of fools..."

- Robert Hunter / Jerome John "Jerry" Garcia


Thanks DG, always nice to see you sneak in the GD reference before breakfast. ;-)


Hampton V.A. 87
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Anonymous said...

And today, in an Op-ed in the NYT, Obama had a little coming out party. Loud and clear.

http://www.nytimes.com/2008/07/14/opinion/14obama.html?em&ex=1216267200&en=693dcfabffcdace0&ei=5087%0A

I know you can't click on it and go there, but it's worth going to it, however you get there.

SWEET stuff! He needed to do this.