Monday, July 21, 2008

If


They

Had

Moustaches

17 comments:

fahrender said...

we know who you are, and we know where you live!

Jen-Jenny-Jennifer said...

The staches make Obama look like a soap opera actor and McCain, like Freud.

Don't scare me like this!!!

Anonymous said...

The staches make Obama look like a "police procedural" CSI-type actor; and make McCain look like the Stasi Master and SS Chieftan he wants to be. When he grows up ... or down further.*

*So when does the Party of the Master Racists tell us who the VP pick is? So everyone knows who will be the Real Sock Puppet managing our masters' corporatist interests ... after McCrazy kicks??

Yep. I'm scared. :-)

Anonymous said...

Is the English Patient really running for Prez?

Anonymous said...

McCain has shark eyes. Those cold, deep, soulless eyes only a lifelong Republican or serial killer can have.

Anonymous said...

I'd always suspected that McCain was really a Sleestak, but Obama as Mike Brady...who knew?

Bill

Unknown said...

I'm glad they don't.

Mr. Natural said...

They make McSame look like a fraud? BWA-HA-HA-HA!

Myrtle June said...

That mcbush one is just freaky!!!! Looks like that guy in raiders when his face was heatin' up, getting ready to melt off. Nightmares..... just scary freaky shit there!!!! :-O

Anonymous said...

MCCain don't have shark eyes, those are the dull, lifeless eyes of a dead person.

And they are MUCH more dangerous than any fucking shark, which STILL has a purpose to live . . swim and pass water thru its gills.

Harumph.

Anonymous said...

Looks like McSame is on meds up to his eyeballs. . .literally.

Anonymous said...

Dear God, McCain looks exactly like Lawrence Oliviers character in "Marathon Man."

Is it safe?

Anonymous said...

To me, McSameStache looks like Jean-Luc Picard's somewhat demented, ne'er-do-well, wannabe small-time-pirate brother.

--Captain C

Anonymous said...

As to McCain's shark eyes:

Sometimes that Neocon, he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a Neocon... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes.

When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he takes money away from you, and those black eyes roll over white and then... ah then, the MSM tries to hide that terrible high-pitched screamin’ from the poor as they suffer. The government budgets turn red, and despite all the blogging' and the hollerin', the Neocons come in and they... rip the working class to pieces. Wipe their bloody Neocon lips with torn up pieces of the Constitution.

You know, now is the time I am most frightened... waitin' for our turn this November. I'll never trust a Republican again.

- habitat vic

Jill said...

You do realize that the 'stache makes Obama look a little like Richard Pryor, right?

Anonymous said...

Obama looks like Cincinnati Mayor Venus Flytrap.

Anonymous said...

Put a bowler on him, and Obama would look like Chaplin.