Why, yes, Mr. President!

We would love to sell out our Party and oaths of office in exchange for being dick-slapped in front of America by the most unpopular man in the world!


A Liberal walks into a bar --


No, wait. Make that...

10,000 Liberals walk into 10,000 bars.

They announce loudly, "I’d like to buy the House a Fourth Amendment."

The patrons, bar flies, pole dancers, pool players, happy hour chuggers, Ladies Night mojito sippers all turn around and in one voice ask: "Wuzza Fourth Amendment?"

There is no punchline.

Your Fourth Amendment reads:

“The right of the people to be secure in their persons, houses, papers, and effects, against unreasonable searches and seizures, shall not be violated, and no Warrants shall issue, but upon probable cause, supported by Oath or affirmation, and particularly describing the place to be searched, and the persons or things to be seized.”

And tonight it is hanging by a thread.

From that Union of awful people who protect the Civil Liberties of Americans.

"No matter how often the opposition calls this bill a ‘compromise,’ it is not a meaningful compromise, except of our constitutional rights. The bill allows for mass, untargeted and unwarranted surveillance of all communications coming in to and out of the United States. The courts’ role is superficial at best, as the government can continue spying on our communications even after the FISA court has objected. Democratic leaders turned what should have been an easy FISA fix into the wholesale giveaway of our Fourth Amendment rights.

"More than two years after the president’s domestic spying was revealed in the pages of the New York Times, Congress’ fury and shock has dissipated to an obedient whimper. After scrambling for years to cover their tracks, the phone companies and the administration are almost there. This immunity provision will effectively destroy Americans’ chance to have their deserved day in court and will kill any possibility of learning the extent of the administration’s lawless actions. The House should be ashamed of itself. The fate of the Fourth Amendment is now in the Senate’s hands. We can only hope senators will show more courage than their colleagues in the House."

The Fourth Amendment is 54 words that our ancestors fought and died for.

But they are also 54 words that won't get you laid, won't score you that Big Promotion you've been gunning for, and won't make it possible to drive your family to the Dells this year without taking out a 2nd mortgage to cover gas.

Which is why these people

believe they can feed it into the shredder without most people noticing or caring.

But some people notice.

Some people notice that, in less than two years, Nancy Pelosi has proven herself to be a complete failure as a Leader and as a Democrat.

Some people have noticed that although Democrats rose to power on the strength of three, simple propositions being embraced by the majority of Americans --

1. The President of the United States had lied us into an illegal war from which we needed to extract ourselves as quickly as could be safely managed.

2. For reasons of profit and politics, the President of the United States was using every means at his disposal to undermine the rule of law in America and had to be stopped.

3. In pursuing his war and his attempted destruction of the Constitution, the President of the United States had committed specific, High Crimes for which the constitutional remedy is impeachment.

-- in her 1.5 years as Speaker of the People's House, Pelosi has not moved us one millimeter closer to ending Bush’s Iraqi fiasco, has “taken impeachment off the table”, and today has once again show herself to be completely captive to moneyed, anti-American interests and utterly unwilling to uphold her oath to protect us from a criminal and malevolent Administration.

Of course all of that is on one side.

On the other side, Nancy Pelosi is not the Speaker of the House.

She is the First Woman

Speaker of the House.

So we’ve got that going for us.