Saturday, January 12, 2008

He's here from Downtown


GOP Establishment Candidate Mitt Romney cannot afford to keep shelling out dough and losing. He has to win, and he has to win over and over again.

So in the back room of his Flint HQ -- in preparation for "Do or Die" Michigan -- Romney is, right this minute, firing up his sales force.
They're sitting out there waiting to give you their votes.
Are you gonna take them?
Are you man enough to take them?

(Clip very "Not Work Safe")


UPDATE (courtesy KnaveRupe):
Put. That. Confetti. Down.

Confetti is for closers only.

....

First Prize? President of the United Fucking States.

Second Prize? A set of Bill O'Reilly's vibrators.

Third Prize? You're fired.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

Put. That. Confetti. Down.

Confetti is for closers only.

....

First Prize? President of the United Fucking States.

Second Prize? A set of Bill O'Reilly's vibrators.

Third Prize? You're fired.

asha said...

Wonderful clip. Besides the fact that I love Alec Baldwin, this scene perfectly fits my mood this dreary, rainy Saturday morning.

Anonymous said...

Bill O' has vibrators??? When did he put batteries in his falafil???

Anonymous said...

"Clip very 'Not Work Safe'"

Huh? All bosses would love to show that clip to their workers.

Shorter Baldwin's character: "Listen to me: I have a big, heavy gold watch."

Anonymous said...

Oh well done KnaveRupe, and brilliant as usual driftglass.