Slide 1: Welcome Mr. Clinton on behalf of The Nation.
Slide 2: Problem Statement (Executive) -- The Skyrocketing Funk Deficit.
Slide 3: Problem Summary -- "We Want The Funk"
Slide 4: Proposed Solution -- "Give Us The Funk"
Slide 5: Q&A (20 minutes)
Tuesday, December 11, 2007
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Dammit, Clinton! Too many slides!
It shouldn't take more than three slides to turn this mutha out. I think we'll get the funk from another agency. I'm canceling your budget, Mister President.
Oh, I don't know, BG. I think you hit the nail on the head, driftglass...America eats its young, and if we're to avoid wars of Armageddon we need to wake up and open our eyes.
Everybody's got a thing...Let's take it to the development stage.
Time to tear the roof off this sucka!
I just have one bit of constructive criticism to offer. If we're going to be involved in securing the Funk, please make sure that its the "P"-Funk, the Uncut Funk, Da Bomb!!!
Remember - the Funk can not only "move", it can "remove". So stand up out of your ergonomic office chairs, and move out from in front of that CRT/LCD monitor of yours. Lay whatever part of your body that ails you on your computer speakers and let the Funk heal ya!!!
Lawd Jeebus - I see the Mothership swingin' low down on the ONE to get me and take me home to Starchild!!!
(Now this is how one should spend a sick day at home battling sinusitis - snortin' uncut with his friends)
If You Don't Want to BOOGIE!
just get your dead ass home
(sign me up as a diplomat, my only office is the park)
PFunkin Boogie, I SWEAH The Right N Rightous Rev Billy C Wirtz has been in da house of Drift.
There IS a whole lot of rhythm goin down, we the people just don't got the same time or tempo.
One Nation, Under A Loose Groove . . . bless us all. *G*
Now that I think about it all, time to twist one big ass mothuh up, put it to da flame, and do that PFunk All Star Parliment Maggot Brain Groove . . . *G*
I played this on the amped BIG speakers in the stairwell.... loud.....much, much too long without The Funk.
Myrtle June got her groove back. Thanks, Driftglass :-)
Dear Mr. Clinton et al:
While your presentation was greatly appreciated, we find that due to our sole-source funk contract with Halliburton et al, we are unable to tender a contract offer until FY 2010 at the earliest.
Respectfully,
Sir Nose d'voidoffunk
Contracting Officer
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