If you're like me

you have probably always wondered what the love child resulting from

Mork


being lashed to a four-poster bed with

ribbon cable

and ravaged by the

1976 Montreal Olympics

using not one


but two

paintings by Georgia O'Keeffe would look like.



Well seeker, wander and wonder no further.



Turns out

it'd look like this.

And it turns out it'll also turn you gay-gay-gay.

However for the actual story-story, you'll have to go over to Shakespeare's Sister.


So go and do.