everyone will have much more fabulous hair.
Other than that, this from the Daily Mail is presented entirely without comment...
Human race will 'split into two different species'
By NIALL FIRTH - More by this author » Last updated at 16:18pm on 26th October 2007
The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.
100,000 years into the future, sexual selection could mean that two distinct breeds of human will have developed.
The alarming prediction comes from evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics, who says that the human race will have reached its physical peak by the year 3000.
These humans will be between 6ft and 7ft tall and they will live up to 120 years.
"Physical features will be driven by indicators of health, youth and fertility that men and women have evolved to look for in potential mates," says the report, which suggests that advances in cosmetic surgery and other body modifying techniques will effectively homogenise our appearance.
Men will have symmetrical facial features, deeper voices and bigger penises, according to Curry in a report commissioned for men's satellite TV channel Bravo.
Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry.
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7 comments:
Disturbing picture. Been reading H.G. Welles, someone has.
Wells, even.
Survey (of developmental biologists) says:
1. BULLSHIT
bigger penises?
hmmmmm, better read up on cryopresevation ;)
"Women will all have glossy hair, smooth hairless skin, large eyes and pert breasts, according to Curry."
Pert Breasts?!? Sumbody slay this muthafucka quick 'cause The Doctor likes his tittays B-I-G!!!!
Q: So, what kind of "evolutionary theorist" works at the London School of ECONOMICS?
A: A moron.
His drivel has remarkable similarity with the Anthroposophist books of Mdm Blavatsky in the 19th century, only she wrote bizarre stuff about sentient immortal races that had predated Mankind.
Seriously, why did I study years for a German equivalent of a Master's Degree in biology if idiots like that guy can just call themselves evolutionary theorists? (Although he didn't call himself an evolutionary *biologist*. Hm. False labeling, designed to mislead the laymen?)
--Christina
With some tallness tweaking, this would so fit in with "Space, 1999."
The only thing he left out was the aluminum jumpsuits!
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