and Stuff.
There is no subject more fundamental, complex, or sticky with naughty possibilities, so why not ease out of your weekend with some yummy-good writing on the subject;
From Drunken Boxing Master, James Wolcott explaining how the dark lord of Fox shake-shake-shakes up a cocktail of tits and disinformation to sell it's brand of Star Spangled Wang Spanking Fascism to the droolers:
"This week Fox News launched its new business channel, a bunny hutch for babewatchers with the lovable, hapless Neil Cavuto serving as the Charlie's Angels Bosley figure. The stock market greeted the arrival of Fox Business News with an elegant swan dive climaxing with Friday's 360-point splat.
..."
To that Blue Gal's exquisite tone poetic meditation on "It's a woman/man thing. We wouldn't understand."
Which begins:
"Seeing as I'm probably already on double-secret probation from certain concerned feminist blogger's collectives... for my panties, references to titty-fucking, not to mention my occasional admiration for things George Will has said, I might as well come clean and admit the rest..
1. I love the blog Hot Chicks with Douchebags, the sole purpose of which is to deride scenes like this:
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and doesn't stop until you're sore in all the good places.
To the drop-forged, steel-honed edge of cool that is the "Midwest Teen Sex Show" (another h/t to Susie Bright for finding and sharing this treasure)...
...where the fearless wisdom comes episodically and hidden deep inside Teh Funny
...where you will learn all about Important Subjects like The Older Boyfriend and Gym Class (where, yes, towel-snapping will make you gay)
...and where you will find all of your War On Christmas shopping needs have been pre-fulfilled with an ample selection of "Thanks Masturbation!"
family fun-wear.
And all of this you can explore while enjoying this mesmerizing Jane Siberry video
which, if you labor in the vineyards of the blue-nosed or the tight-assed, is sadly not entirely work-safe, and which I never woulda found if whig over at Cannablog hadn't pointed the way.
6 comments:
OF TOPIC, BUT IMPORTANT--A pair of nasty intruders took up brief residence in my PC, namely the Backdoor HuPigeon trojan and the Delf ERE worm. My XoftSpy found and killed them.
"OFF topic", dammit! :P
Just damn. I've followed you since your brilliance started blazing at Gilliard's place, always keep up with you now ... am moved to delurk and just say ... damn, you and your mind and writing are the farkin, freakin shizzle. That is all.
/re-lurking
Thanks for the linky love and compliments, Drifty honey. I'd lick your brain anytime. xo
Do you think the couple in the shot did the old 'who can shoot highest/furthest' routine?
Enjoyed all of it, including the Midwest Teen Sex Show. "The Older Boyfriend" segment got me thinking, though. Instead of 25 I'm 55. And after my girlfriend moves back to Redstate to retire I may be living in one of those vans if my career arc and the economy continue the way they're going. Any 55 and over van sex etiquette tips? Preferred make or model? Parking spots for good action?
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