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To date, this is how the very few interactions I've had with Never Trumpers have gone, because I want to talk about the Befor...
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It's been over for a long time now. The zombie Right now exists in a continuous state of aggressively rejecting basic observable ...
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"Oh fuck! I just saw that hand in the men's room!"
Sometimes, they just write themselves.
Selah.
CAGary
LOL
There's Something About Larry...
Sen. Mitch "Toilet Bitch" McClosetcase suddenly realizes that the majority of his, 'Money Shot', landed behind fellow Senator Larry "Loo Lover" Craig's ear after the Senator from Idaho's failed attempt at receiving a deposit of the 'Confirmed Bachelor's' tennessee tentpole cee-ment.
McClosetcase also wonders how many people at this presser think it's a blob of hair gel in La-La-Larry's ear...
While Senator Craig finishes his speech, Mitch McConnell realizes that he's next on the Outed Gay Republican list. Oh, shit!
Senator Craig defending his hobby explained, "There's nothing wrong with a little naughty, poopy, rub-rub with a man that a good, stiff denial can't cure. And I know my colleague and good friend Senator McConnell shares my convictions."
Boy-o, he has BIG feet! I hope nobody's looking...
DeCatptionation
Craig:
"See, first you lube the fingers and slide them in gently, before balling it into a fist.."
McConnell:
"D'oH!"
..and apparently "ass gerbils" is a googlewhack for DG. hooray!
You can use lotion...or not.
Come to think of it, Mitchy's prolly wonderin' to himself
"Lube?"
Which segueways nicely into a new weapon for the War!On!Xmas!
"Fist Me This Christmas"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRfvSOuwM_4
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