Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Republican Senator Larry Craig


pictured here demonstrating that if you use a robotic hand to fondle another man’s penis, you’re still definitely NOT GAY...

..and singing "Sittin’ Here Being NOT GAY".

(Otis,

please forgive me…)

Sittin' on the potty seat
I'll be sittin' here lookin’ at feet
Watching the wingtips in
Then I watch 'em tap away again,
I'm sittin' here being NOT GAY
Watching my term slip on away
Ooh, I'm just sittin' here being NOT GAY
On prime time

I stopped huntin' Midvale rabbits
To join up with the Party o' Life
Forget that "Men's Room With Benefits"
I'm so NOT GAY I even got me a Wife
So I'm just gonna sit here being NOT GAY
Watching my life slip on away
Ooh, I'm just sittin' here being NOT GAY
On prime time

Look like something's gonna change
Everything cannot remain the same
Can't go on callin' it the Party of God
Bein' run by Wang Wranglers, Pampers and "Bob"


Sittin' here workin' my bone
And the Evil Liberals won't leave me alone, listen
Two thousand miles I ride
Just to get a little dick on the side
Now I'm just gonna sit here being NOT GAY
Watching my "friends" ruuuun away
Ooh, I'm just sittin' here being NOT GAY
On prime time.

10 comments:

Ivory Bill Woodpecker said...

Left Blogistan's answer to Weird Al Yankovic strikes again. :)

The GOP is the world's biggest closet.

I'm waiting for the inevitable announcement that a GOP senator or congresscritter has been caught with a gerbil up his ass [or arse, for our foreign friends].

Y'know, "The Ass Gerbils" would be a great name for a rock band! [or "The Arse Gerbils", depending on the country] ;)

Anonymous said...

Gay Old Perverts.

Anonymous said...

Oh God, I'm gonna be humming this all day now...

Undeniable Liberal said...

Here's a zinger from Leno:
"Although the Democrats have gained control of Congress, the Republicans control the bathrooms."
Buh-duh-BOOM!!

The Minstrel Boy said...

nice job drifty. . .

(cue the whistling)

Unknown said...

Heh.

Wrong bay, part of which I walked past after getting off the train.

lostnacfgop said...

"No, no, not Otis!

Anyone but Otis!"

Anonymous said...

I'm OT as usual, but

IBW - I find that Rock'n name to be subtley insufficient. Pop in an adjective..

like say

'Tasty' Ass Gerbils

or

the Fabulous Ass Gerbils (guh!)


but I'm partial to the

Chainsaw Wielding Ass Gerbils (ChWAG)

-skunqesh

The Minstrel Boy said...

Glory Holes

if you can do otis, i can do bruce.

Anonymous said...

Wang Wranglers?

Way to sample Otis' masterpiece, Drify.

Your "Sittin' on the Edge of the Throne" is truly a "seminal" commemoration of Senator Craig, the GOP Bathroom Chickenhawk of the moment.


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