Thursday, July 05, 2007

Hard Drives


with frickin' laser beams attached to their heads!

This via ComputerWorld:

Lasers could make disk drives a hundred times faster
There are problems to be resolved
Chris Mellor

July 05, 2007 (TechWorld.com) -- Researchers have demonstrated disk write speeds one hundred times faster than current hard drives. The method uses a laser to heat the recording surface and alter its magnetic field. There is no equivalent read speed increase though.

According to a report in Science Now, Dutch scientists at Radboud University Nijmegen used a laser to send flashes of polarized light to a 5-micron-wide spot on a disk surface which was heated. The sheer angular momentum of the photons hitting the recording surface was then able to flip the magnetic field if the light was polarized one way, but left it unaltered if polarized in the other direction. A traditional magnetic field reader was then able to detect binary ones or zeroes accordingly.

This shows the promise of heat-assisted magnetic recording (HAMR) (see "Bootless PCs and terabytes on a dime").

The laser flash duration was 40 femtoseconds -- 40 billionths of a millionth of a second -- which is 100 times shorter than the time needed for a current write head to change the magnetic field direction on a hard drive disk recording bit. Thus there is the promise of increasing data writing speed up to one hundred times. This will enable hard disk data writing speed to better keep up with ever-faster data transfers across networks.

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Celebrate, my friends, for being witness to a revolution which shall surely usher in a Second Third Fourth Fifth New Golden Age of ultrafast porn storage and retrieval.

7 comments:

Ebon Krieg said...

fuckin' A...
I'm still waiting for the holograph display outputs I was promised when I was in high school.
Lasers, adolescents; probably not a good mix.

Anonymous said...

I guess I'll need a bigger monitor.

Anonymous said...

Woo Hoo!
Time to update the collection.

Star Whores
Good Will Humping
Ocean's 69
Jurassic Pork
Forrest Hump
Shaving Ryan's Privates
Weapons of Ass Destruction

Anonymous said...

............ and there's the current Bush Loves Dick vid, which has been playing for six years, and is wearing very, very thin......... for all concerned.

Frankl said...

But but but.... that is sciency stuff and all. I don't understand. When I hear from Tony Perkins that Jebus has a faster hard-drive, I will believe it. Until then, it is all the Devil's Fluff.

Anonymous said...

Praise Jenna Jamison! There is a Jesus!

And the faster uploading will mesh perfectly with the average male's sexual attention span. The phrase "give me a second" will at last have meaning.

Anonymous said...

I'm holding out for the tachyon laser drive. Then I can go back in time and download the all-time classic Star Virgin (1979). That scene with Dracula and Igor (in the Nixon mask) still cracks me up.