I believe in the Confederate States of America,
the True Government of the USA,
and in Modern Conservativism, Its only Son, our Cult:
Which was conceived by George Wallace,
thrived under Jerry Falwell,
suffered under the Dirty Hippies
and is now enduring the mortification of “oversight”.
Which is descending into a Hell of the Liberal Media's making.
But will rise again from the dead.
And ascended into heaven on a cloud of Aqua Velva
and sit at the right hand of Reagan the Daddy Almighty,
whence He shall come to judge the Dirty Hippies
who keep rubbing our noses in the fact
that we are lying, stupid, odious sacks of shit
and wrong about everything.
I believe in Hate Radio, Fox News,
the Impeachment of Democrats for trivia,
the forgiveness of Republicans for any and all crime and treason,
the resurrection of the Party,
and War everlasting.
Amen.
5 comments:
Alleluia
lol.
Thanks, db
Bravissimo, Drifty! You have captured the true spirit of our right-wing pseudo-Christians, whose spiritual ancestors could be found in Pilate's courtyard roughly 2000 years ago, shouting "Crucify Him!"
When you channel William Donohue's subconscious, drifty, ya scare me!
Man, that was Well.Done.
so the president of the yoooonighted snakes walks around with really freaking large bruises on his face and there is no chatter about it ANYWHERE in "teh media"? googling "bush facial bruise june july 2007" only brings up blah3's asking the obvious question on, i believe, july 3.
has the entire country passed out and i'm surrounded by some type of zombies which rise from unconscious stupified people?
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