Betty Davis Eyes
Commentor tweez reminds me that I once promised to show reveal the secret to making your own MutoJoe or MutoDubya in your own home. tweez is quite right, so let me make good on that pledge now.
Step 1: Locate the most famous angry baby
since Nixon gave his “…won’t have Nixon to kick around anymore" speech.
Step 2: The eyes have it. If they amuseth thee,
clip them out.
Step 3: Sweep the intertoobs and find a 4/5 profile shot that
more-or-less matches the size and shape you're looking for.
Step 4: Resize, rotate, and goof around with the hue, color, darkness, etc. for a few minutes until you have what you get a good match for skin tone, shadow, etc. Play it by ear. Have a little fun; you're just doodling.
Step 5: Paste and go.
And you are done, citizen.
5 comments:
God that's one freaky photo.
Knowing how you made it doesn't help.
The only thing worse is....well, dubya's normal smirking phiz.
thank you.
I'd have never guessed baby's eyes.
Drifty,
Can you make Bush's eyes a little more red? The color is a bit too natural.
But damn. If my kid looked at me like that I'd call an exorcist.
Damn Driftie!!! This is akin to droppin' the recipe for TATP "Mother Of Satan" household chemical bombs. STOP!!!
(That f**kin' kid is some scary. We need to locate his whereabouts and see if he has trip' sixes on that scalp.)
HE? No no no. drbopperthp is not a mommy. That is a girl, and her mommy put her in that cute pink onesie this morning in spite of the fact that she is eight months going on thirteen and she is a bitch.
I have two of those. Apples don't fall far from the tree.
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