I Saw Goodie Lamont

Consorting with Osama!

I want to open myself! I want the light of God, I want the sweet love of the GOP! I saw Ned Lamont with the Osama! And Goody Sharpton! And maybe I even I saw Michael Moore too!

When you have absolutely nothing left – after you have sold yourself empty, after the stink from the corpse of your dead ideology reeks up the whole planet and after you haven’t so much principle left as would half fill a mitochondria’s change purse – this is what you are reduced to.

Crying Witch.

Fortunately, the people of Connecticut know a little bit about what happens when you let reckless freaks throw around frenzied accusations of witchcraft:

“A previous outbreak of witchcraft hysteria had occurred thirty years earlier in Hartford, Connecticut, during which thirteen people were accused of witchcraft, four of whom were duly convicted and executed. An outbreak at Fairfield, Connecticut, occurring at the same time as the Salem outbreak, resulted in seven accusations and one conviction, but no executions.”

And I can’t imagine to good people of the Nutmeg State would allow Holy Joe get away with trying to revive that despicable practice in their state and in their name.

Because let us be crystal clear about this tactic: Shrieking “terrorist” at the top of your lungs and hoping that you can scrape enough human excrement off of the very bottom of the racist, Christopath chum bucket to eek through another election is nothing less than trying to precipitate a modern “Crucible” so you can scuttle back into power by riding the panic-stampede you deliberately created.

Which, lets’s face it, has been pretty much been the totality of this Administration’s domestic policy for the last five years.

Five years of staggering incompetence and crippling cronyism, blood and plunder, naked racism, a massive, deliberate Great Leap Backwards into the superstition and bigotry of a Dark Ages hatecult mutation of Christianity…

…all troweled over with screams of “Treason!” any time the GOP carcinoma bursts through the skin in places like Baghdad and New Orleans and people start telling the truth about the anti-American agenda of the GOP right out loud.

So congratulations, Joe: By crying “Witch” when you got down in the polls you have crossed that last line. Descended into the Republican cesspit too far to ever ascend again to the land of honorable men. You have demonstrated beyond any doubt that any vestige of conscience or ethics has fled you, and that you openly side with, sleep with, and lick the wet spot clean for the Enemy.

Just another Republican stooge, joining such luminaries of the Right as:

Ken Mehlman:

I saw Howard Dead with Osama! I saw Goody Pelosi with Osama!

Dick Cheney:

I saw Goody 148,000-Connecticut-voters fornicating with bin Laden!

And of course, Don Karleone himself:

I saw Goody Liberal dancing with terrorists and offering them therapy!