Sunday, April 23, 2006

And after dinner...


...come "The Feats of Strength".

Because Festivus is not over until the head of the family has been pinned to the ground.

There are certainly a lot of complex, CEO-face-saving reasons why Dubya can't let a man of such deplorable judgment and epic, fatal arrogance and incompetence as Donald Rumsfeld go, but at bottom it's because Dubya is what his father was accused of being, but never really was.

A wimp.

A vicious weakling, living off the borrowed macho of others and kept safe from the consequences of his of recklessness and cupidity by his phalanx of nannies.

Every man around the President is a hireling that serves the House of Bush in a specific manner, and the man Dubya nicknamed “Rumstud” is no different.

Rumsfeld is the custodian of Bush's manhood, and Bush can no more fire him than he can saw off his own Iraqiwhacker

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Posted at 2:03 AM? I can only imagine the wild excesses that fueled this photoshopic miracle! Will you at least divulge the age of the Scotch?

Anonymous said...

Bush Senior, who actually served in World War 2 as a Navy pilot off a carrier, and survived being shot down, was considered a wimp, whereas Reagan and Bush Junior, both of whom managed to avoid combat service, were/are considered macho studs. This eptiomizes what may be the biggest problem with the USA--image has become everything, and reality nothing.

Anonymous said...

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Anonymous said...

US Blues; no SHIT! I can't stop laughing! :o)

Drift, you are a treasure!

(Okay, sometimes, a perverted treasure, but these are perverse times, so go for it. :o))

And, that's what it's gonna come to, too.

This is becoming the goddamndest Cover-your-own-ass "Olympics" in the long, distinguished history of that event.

Bush's "loyalty"....

Shit.

Before this is over, he'll be dragging cabinet members up the steps of Chichen Itza and ripping their hearts out like they were Mayan sub-tribal prisoners. :o)

Mister Roboto said...

Well put, Kid Charlemagne.

Anonymous said...

Tanbark, you are no slouch, either!

Drifty, of all the blogs that I read, your posts are the ones that I most often forward to friends and family.

Karen McL said...

Hmm -- Iraqiwhacker

Do I sense another Google Wack in the offing?

;-)

driftglass said...

karen mcl,
I'm going for the record.

via,
thank you kindly.

tanbark,
I'll settle for "perverse treasure" :-)

Kid Charlemagne,
I know. Trying to figure something else out. Like is it a spacing problem.

US Blues,
Glen-somnia :-)

Anonymous said...

It's all yours, my man. And you are. :o)

Anonymous said...

Drift, I just keep coming back to this for a good laugh, and it hasn't failed yet. :o)

That dusty, jovial, entanglement...manfully deciding the issue of:

"I will give YOUR ass up, before you give MINE up!"

Or: "It's YOUR turn to feed the Joint Chiefs, as they morph into Rabid Rottweillers..."

is the essence-of-bushCo.