Friday, March 10, 2006

"You're schmoopy!"



"No, you're schmoopy!"

"No, you are!"

"You are!"

This was going to be a longer, Titanic-based piece.

A series of photos of the ship going down, and the GOP screaming that everything was fine, that the Captain fucking well meant to hit an iceberg or six, that the only people taking to the lifeboats we're stinkin' Liberals, etc.

And then after the great ship sinks completely, and the hulk lies rotting on the ocean floor for years, a few, timid Republicans begin to whisper in the most timorous way imaginable that something may, indeed, be slightly amiss.

And that perhaps some minor course correction was worth discussing.

Provisionally.


Such was my intent, but I posted it up as-is for three reasons.

1. Although not my very best effort, this Photoshopping Expedition just cracked me up for some reason.

2. The pic speaks for itself in a very timely way, so why "word" it up?

3. As a reminder to myself that, like a lot of creative projects large and small -- visual and written -- where I end up doesn't necessarily have much of anything to do with the original germ of the idea, or where I set out to steer it.

Sometimes -- maybe even most times -- it just sorta zooms off on its own and lands me where it will.

Which may be hell on the ol' quality control, but really is half the fun.

11 comments:

jurassicpork said...

Thank you, DG. I was running low on nightmare fuel.

Anonymous said...

Ah yes,, the annual Chimps Ball,, where dandies and courtesans throughout this blessed land compete to see who will win the fair mans hand. This drama, followed by millions of world-wide viewers, watch as the young, the middle-aged and the infirm, dance their hearts out to the disco beat in a valiant effort (dare we dream then dream we must!) to win the sweet and manful love of the One, the Only, the King.

The King is resplendent tonight. His steely resolve makes a mockery of many who are far younger than He, for He is the cornerstone of Western Man at his finest.
He is indeed the firmanant that encaptures the heartfelt radiance of his subjects,,, all wanting to be that special one who co-joins with The King
in sinewy locked passion that undulates with a Regal Rhythm.

Many try to reach this pinnacle of Godhood,, only to be snatched away by the Praetorians and ravaged by the lesser members of the Senate, as Frist,Hastings and other nobles slate their thirst on the nubile fair-headed boys.

Then again, as it always has been, the now bloodied and ruined young lithsome boys, are passed to the soldiers for their merriment. None will live to see the morning dawn.

And if by chance, somne hardy young farmboy beguiled into joining the Service by the profanne and reckless lies of a drunken officer, he may be able to behold the view so cherished in this Christian Empire.

HIs Lord, King Bush, spread-eagle on a wagon wheel, caked in the blood of the vanquished while a sucession of African Warriors, who slew all other competitors in a day and night of unparalled carnage, Ride the King bareback, their whips cutting into the kings buttocks as one by one, the warriors use the Kings Mouth as one would a woman.

And as the last man finishes, his thirst slaked, he cuts the throat of the now sanctified King, mixing the Kings blood with the life force of all who loved him.

Anonymous said...

It was Duchamp who said art worked in a coefficiant of -- what you intend and realize, what you intend and fail to realize, and what you do not intend but somehow realize anyway. The last part is the arcane fun part, that moves us forward.

Anonymous said...

Shrub's hairdo is very sweet, I love the curls across the back of his head. Bravo!

Anonymous said...

Shrub's hairdo is very sweet, I love the curls across the back of his head. Bravo!

isabelita said...

And Josef Albers said, "Less in more. Da capo."

Anonymous said...

Love it -- nicely done.

Anonymous said...

I think you should flip the heads around. Everyone knows that Bush is King of the World.

Anonymous said...

Bush king of the world? Naahhh. Bush is John Gill, except he's so naturally out of it you don't have to drug him. Cheney and Rove, between them, are Melakon.

Live long and prosper, IBW

Anonymous said...

Here, driftglass, I'll help you out:

...

Chief Ship's Designer Eric Shinseki: We need more lifeboats.

Yellow Star Line CIO Don Rumsfeld: I disagree. You can have unknown knowns and known unknowns, but the only known known is that this ship of state is unspeakable. Er, unsinkable.

...

Navigator Colin Powell: We know exactly where the icebergs are.

...

Captain George "Stubing" Bush: I steer where I mean and I mean where I steer. Damn the icebergs! Full steam ahead. We have a photo op just off San Diego to git to.

...

Immigrant hopeful: I'm just a poor boy; nobody loves me. How can I pass myself off as a Skull and Bones member?

Dowager Grover "Molly" Norquist: Just eat at government from the outside in. Soon you'll have just a bathtub of gin to drown the steerage class in.

...

Crow's nest lookout Richard Perl: Where's the captian?

Crow's feet lookout Condi Rice: Down below, hittin' the port hard.

Perl: Look out! An iceberg! Hard a-port!

{crunch!}

Rice: Who coulda seen that coming?

...

Bush: Can we make it three more years?

Chief Ship's Engineer Karl Rove: I've got plenty of bailing wire, jerry rigging, bubble gum, and congealed embalming fluid from Lee Atwater's corpse, sir. We'll make it.

Bush: We'll soon be a swift boat once again, huh?

Rove: I wouldn't put it that way, sir.

...

Radio operator Chris Mathews: Everything's going A-OK. It's Captain Bush's leadership that led us to a spot where the waters are really calm.

Bush: Issue an SOS!

Mathews: You mean "Save our Sous"? Right on it, sir!

...

Immigrant hopeful: Stick with me! We have to hang on to the very end, then swim hard, lest the housing bubbles suck us down!

...

Disaster Commission Chairman Specter: So, how did you survive? And just what did go wrong?

Rumsfeld: Cunning. Ruthless efficiency. And an almost fanatical devotion to the poopy head. We just hit a few unknown unknowns, that's all.

Specter: All righty, then.

...

Irish hussy: Was it worth it? I survived the disaster (made off like a bandit, actually), made myself into a strong, feminazi woman who could actually land a plane, and I hate America! Yea, Hollywood!

driftglass said...

arghous,
OK I may just have to steal that...

john,
tried it, but the Dubya/Joe pic was one, single snapshot. That's what made it so perfect -- it slotted right in to the Titanic shot as a unit -- but swapping them didn't work.