Friday, March 24, 2006

Magic Mousies


Made Me Do It!

Bush Impeachment Hearing -- Day 37: At which Emperor Dewars finally switches his plea from Magic, Sekrit, Trans-Constitutional Powers to diminished capacity and asks if he can please just go home clear some brush now...

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

Aren't you forgetting our Dear Leader's DOUBLE-secret ULTRA-constitutional powers? ;P

Speaking of double-secret, don't the Elephascists remind you of Omega House? Oh, wait---at least Niedemeyer actually WENT TO FIGHT in his generation's war, which is more than you can say for the Chimperor or most of his prominent subordinates and apologists.

dcnative said...

And America's the pretty blonde lying dead in his foyer from a gunshot wound that the Emperor swears didn't come from the gun in his hand. Makes perfect sense to me.

Anonymous said...

ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease.


And to quote you...

10. Magic Imperial Authority. Kitty. Box fan.

Anonymous said...

I didn't think it was possible, but somehow you made Ronnie Spector look worse.

Do you think Spector is fro-ing out his hair so his attorneys can play the race card?

driftglass said...

john,
No. I think he's playing the "shithouse-rat-crazy" card. This guy had Ronnie Spector. That should be enough for one lifetime.

justme,
Box-turtle Ben said that....I just swiped it.

Ivory Bill Woodpecker,
More every day.

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