Lies, lies, baby.
Wherein a famous tune by Queen and David Bowie...
...which was shamelessly ripped-off by one-hit blunder Vanilla Ice...
...is ripped-off again by yours truly to frame the fearful symmetry of the Wile E. Coyote career arc of Box-Turtle Ben...
...as I take a shot at the very dangerous "Irony Trifecta".
Do not attempt this maneuver at home without a spotter, a Thai Love Basket, a 12x12 waterproof tarp and pitcher of sangria.
“At Leisure”
Leisure
Pushing down on me
Harshing down on me
Not what I asked for
Leisure
That burns a RedState down
Splits a cult in two
Puts freepers on streets
Bah bah bah bah bah bah
Bah bah bah bah bah bah
That’s o-kay!
It’s the terror of knowing
Your plagiarism’s found out
Watching the WaPo
Screaming “Get him out!”
Pray tomorrow they’ll forget I’m a liar
Pressure on freepers
Freepers on streets
Do do do bah bah bah bah
O-kay
Chippin’ around
Kick my brains round the floor
Can't believe I got outed
By P.J. O'Rourke
Another freeper on streets
Another freeper on streets
It’s the terror of learning
What the Right's all about
Watching my wingnut heroes
Screaming “Take him out!”
Pray tomorrow takes me higher higher higher
Pressure on freepers
Freepers in streets
Turned away from it all
Like a blind man
Tried a liar's defense but it won’t work
Tried out as the new Rove
But now I’m so slashed and torn
Why why why?
Rove Rove Rove Rove
Insanity laughs, “at leisure” I’m cracking
Can’t we give Lil’ Rove one more chance?
Why can’t we give me that one more chance?
Why can’t we give Rove give Rove give Rove?
Give Rove give Rove give Rove give Rove give Rove?
Cause Lil’ Rove’s just like the Elder Turd
And what’s a little “Jayson Blair”
For people on the edge of the Right?
Rove dares us to slime our way
Out of the cesspits our lies made
This is his last dance
This our last glance
Of this pal of “Mach-i-a-vel”
Now at leisure
dum-dum-dum-dah-dah-de-dum
Now at leisure…
(And for the kids, here's full-sized and poster-ready)
11 comments:
Love that picture. :)
Crazy!
PS- Nice to see the logjam of your work schedule has opened up some. Did the WaPo call yet? ;-)
Sorry for the delay in saying this--I spent the better part of the morning LCD monitor shopping.
Seems I ruined the last one after I saw the first "Chinchilla Ice" photo late last night. Home-made Mojitos and spewed-liquid accessible monitor wiring I guess simply do. Not. Mix.
:)
And thanks so much for the kind mention over @ Gilly's place. Sumb*tch! Who'd a' thunk it?
Best,
LowerManhattanite
What the hand dare seize the fire?
parsec
I've said it before, so I'm gonna plagiarize it again:
Funny, funny shit.
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