Mullah Pat Sez:

The Age of Reason turns Little Mullah Pat’s “Being” into “Nothingness”.

(If ya know what I mean.)

Always inflammatory, or hateful, or homicidal – and often all three – Mullah Pat’s Fucktard Fatwas come with the clockwork periodicity of some kind of Fundamenstrual Cycle.

Just about every 28 days, Mullah Pat has some fresh loony that he just can’t help shouting to the world.

Here’s this month’s tirade against Reality.

This via Media Matters:

Robertson: Europe committing "racial suicide"

Summary: Pat Robertson said, "Europe is right now in the midst of racial suicide because of the declining birth rate."

During the February 6 edition of Christian Broadcasting Network's (CBN) The 700 Club, host Pat Robertson said that "Europe is right now in the midst of racial suicide because of the declining birth rate." Robertson blamed the declining birth rate on the existential philosophy of Jean-Paul Sartre, which, according to Robertson, "has permeated the intellectual thinking of Europe" and has left Europeans without "a faith in the future."
From the February 6 edition of CBN's The 700 Club:

ROBERTSON: Studies that I have read indicate that having babies is a sign of a faith in the future. You know, unless you believe in the future, you're not going to take the trouble of raising a child, educating a child, doing something. If there is no future, why do it? Well, unless you believe in God, there's really no future. And when you go back to the existentialism of Jean-Paul Sartre, the whole idea of this desperate nightmare we are in -- you know, that we are in this prison, and it has no hope, no exit. That kind of philosophy has permeated the intellectual thinking of Europe, and hopefully it doesn't come here. But nevertheless, ladies and gentlemen, Europe is right now in the midst of racial suicide because of the declining birth rate. And they just can't get it together. Why? There's no hope.

I would find this all sadly comical if it were from some waterhead wino ranting it at me through broken teeth on the “el” with that special kind of florid urgency that only a onrushing case of the DTs piggy-backing on top of undiagnosed schizophrenia can create.

But this particular bag of crazy has his own broadcast network.

And millions of our slower, creepier citizens get their cues for living and hating and praying and voting from this lunatic.

Which just goes to prove, I suppose, a theory I've long suspected:

See, I think smart is very sexy.

Smart. Funny. Kinda twisted. Tough.

But smart is what makes the sun to shine through the stained glass windows.

Smart is what transforms pretty or cute or interesting into beautiful.

Smart lights it all up.

And the way it was told to me as a wee driftglass by the older geeks on the street, by my Dad and by the uncomfortable gym coach who taught my the Junior High Sex Ed. Class, attraction is the precursor to sex, and sex is what makes the babies.

Or else I have radically misunderstood the whole setup.

And in my Universe – which I share with millions and millions of people – the precursor to attraction is the answer to this question: "Can she bring the smart?"

Does she read? Books? Like, oh, say, “The Age of Reason”?

Doesn’t have to be Sartre. Might not be her thing, but is she a woman who reads, not in order to slavishly agree with the author – like certain Fundies I could name –but for entertainment and passion? Does she get off on grappling with Great Ideas – or even just Moderately Interesting Ideas -- and not live a life passively suckling down whatever the likes of Falwell and Roberston regurgitate into the mouths and ears and eyes of their rough beast followers?

This to me is damn sexy and, as I have always suspected, it is exactly this seminal trait (pun intended. hehehe) that also acts like hard-on Kryptonite to the Christopaths.

See, They Can’t Make The Little Savior Rapture Up To Heaven With The Smart Lady.

And, as night follows day, the converse must also be true: As we have long suspected, in the end it really is plain, old, raw pig-ignorance that a Fundy must have to get it up.

That Stupid is Fundy Viagra.