Inspired by actual events, this noir thriller tells the story of what happens when a mob of fascists, bigots and Christopaths decide that the Constitution is for other people and let a couple of aging, punkass hit-men run the country...
Say "We need a warrant" again!
C'mon, say "We need a warrant" again!
We dare ya.
We double dare ya, motherfucker!
Say "We need a warrant" one more goddamn time!
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Drifty, Drifty, you sick bastard... dammit, I'm sick, laughing like this makes me cough my fucking lungs out!
LOL!
Possible lines from the first draft:
"Mmmm MMM! That is one tasty pretzel... (cough, hack, choke)"
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"You know what they call a quarter pounder in France?"
"France? Who gives a fuck?"
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"I was thinking of roaming the earth, you know, sort of like in Kung Fu."
"George, you did that for 55 years..."
Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe Nixon’s method of wiretaps differs from mine, but, you know, wiretappin’ then, and wiretappin’ now, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' crime. Look, wiretaps don't mean shit.
"What country are you from?"
"What ain't no country I ever heard of. They speak English in what?"
"English motherf*cker, do you speak it?"
From here.
I prefer "Christofascists" to "Christopaths." Puts them on par with the "Islamofascists" they're always harping about.
Sam Jackson as Bush: "I Don't remember asking you a Goddamn Thing!"
steve,
Nope. Never seen it. Like the column, though.
anonymous,
I coined it so I feel sort of obligated to beat it to death :-)
E. Normus Johnson and Shakespeare's Sister,
Thanks muchly.
Dude, that was smoove!
You rock, sir.
"George, did you seen the sign in my front yard that says 'Dead Iraqi Storage"?
"Dick, c'mon, you know I didn't see no motherfuckin' sign."
"That's because storin' dead Iraqis isn't my fuckin' business!"
Dick: Now cool your ass out. I'm sendin' Powell to the U.N directly.
George: You're sendin' Powell? Sheeit. That's all you had to say, motherfucker!
Dick: Hey Pendejo hand me what's left of the Constitution I got a dingleberry.
W. Pendejo: No way I'm saving it for after when I blow Powell for lying his ass off.
Dick: No Pendejo you fucking jack off let me finish.
W. Pendejo: I said I was blowing him not pulling his crank.
That's some funkin' funny shiite!
-Mod
Visit the veteran at http://modvavet.blogspot.com
I'm partial to "Christublicans" myself.
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