…his latest, failed Iraqi tactic: “Operation Spiro the Critics.”
“As God as my witness, I though this turkey would fly!”
To all you splendid moonbats out there, this is my early wish that each and every one of you have a Happy, Libidinous and Unabashedly Liberal Thanksgiving ;-)
Your pal,
d r i f t g l a s s
* (How did my staff ever let this go out without the audio? Curses! Well all I can say is a certain intern here at the castle better have some other, contortion-based skills, or it's fried boot on a bed of Cat-5 cables for them for the Day of the Turkey.
See, first you click here for the setup...
Then here for the punch line...
Damn. Why is good imaginary help so hard to find?)
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I just spit soda on my carpet laughing. Thanks, smartass!
Aye, if we could but find those elusive LLL's! Happy Day friends. And a salute to our host.
The Analogy Great, put what a disservice to Les Nessman! Bush-Herb Tarlick, now that is funny, only in a "I wish that it were only a hapless-Cincinnati radio station this weak,pitiful man was running into the ground" kind of way.
Hats off,
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Thank you, drifty, for keeping us entertained-and angry! May you return from your feast with your outrage intact!
You Have wonderful Holiday and all the Turkey and trimmings ya can enjoy - Drifty.
Stay warm and full of good cheer (tho here in Dennis Hastert Corners it *snowed* already - Yipes!!)
*smile*
Right back atcha, D.
Happy Thanksgiving, and may visions of perpwalking Repub congressmen continue to dance in your head.
parsec
And top o' the Turkey Day to you, too, dg. We'll have to stop the flow of truth-seeking and bile at least for tomorrow so it won't ruin dinner.
After that - no mercy.
What better way to be of good cheer than with his lovely thought, on the occasion of Tipsy McStagger pardoning the Thanksgiving turkey:
"The President peered into Marshmallow's eyes and stroked the bird's fluffy white feathers with a tenderness usually reserved for members of the Saudi royal family."
Now that's damn nigh Driftian. You might think The Onion or the Rude Pundit passed that gem, but it is gleaned from the pages of the New York Daily News.
They're flat out making fun of the simple son-of-a-bitch! He crashed through the "Worst President Ever" barrier without even slowing down. Now he's making a high-speed beeline for Joey Buttafuoco-ville.
Have the best holiday ever.....
Have a Happy Thanksgiving, if you get this in time, DG, and if you didn't...
...well, you shouldn't have been caught napping. That's how Bush got elected, you know. We were all caught napping.
Not me. I was either visiting my aunt in Toledo or in a coma, I can't remember which.
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