Friday, November 04, 2005

BoBo sits alone…


...in his high-chair, at 4 a.m.

Rubbing strained beets into his hair and crying for Lost Conservative Daddy to come back and donkey-punch him until he starts acting like a real man.

Well, as was the case with “Beware! The Blob!”, it turns out the amorphous Sequel BoBo is even dorkier and more poorly produced than BoBo: The Original Series.

Because it is an iron-bound rule that big, shapeless mounds of menacing mucilage need lean plotting, gooey-oozy special effects, tight sweatered-girls in peril and a bad-teen-gone-good hero subtext to rope in the younger demographics to keep the audience from noticing that the monster itself is just fucking boring.

Oh, and Steve McQueen.

None of which David Brooks brings to the table, so whereas the Original BoBo was, well, awful, BoBo the Sequel is unbelievably awful.

You see, just after Katrina -– for an interval measurable only by CERN or Lawrence Livermore using instruments designed to measure the rapid decay of particles that can only exist in the laboratory -- it appeared that BoBo had finally consented to conscience transplant. Watching all of those poor, black citizens being abandoned by the criminally inept Bush White House seemed to have awakened the shriveled seed of compassion from underneath the miles of “Fuck ‘Em All” tundra that is the moral wasteland of Modern Conservativism.

And then having to listen to the racist heart darkness of the GOP – usually kept barely muzzled and under wraps – blossom like a runamok melanoma and come screaming out of the closet, full-throated and shotgunning bile in every direction, seemed to have acted as a grow-light on the wee hemp-plants-of-kindness that began peeking out from the cracks in the pavement.

Ah, but it was not to be.

After his brief flirtation with a non-dogmic appraisal of the performance of the Bush White House (Awful. Terrible. Bad.) one might be forgiven –- having read his smelly column -- for speculating that some person or persons unknown took BoBo out for a ride into desert in the Windowless Jebusmobile. Parked. And then had him get out, get naked, dig own his grave and lie in it weeping like a child for 17 hours while his captors fed him bad acid and talked about what a shame it was he decided to cross the Dark Lord.

Then they gave him an IBM Selectric and had him hack out a properly apologetic "Please Forgive Me" slab of flabby prose.

And now, like fawning memory plastic, BoBo has snapped back once again to the role that puts food on his table, a roof over his kennel, and all the awful pink ties he can use: Cheney’s Imperial footstool and personal, Behind-The-Knee-Aneurysm polisher (‘cause it’s all tickly back there, and requires an especially soft touch and a velvety tongue.)

The number One Refugee from the “Special Class” wing of the NYT is back, baby!

Back ensconced in his carefully, climate-controlled conservative greenhouse where shambling GOP obsequi-bots with marginal typing skills are cultivated like rare blood-orchids; kept detached from nature, fact, reality and direct sunlight, and raised on manure – still steaming and fresh – from the Oval Office chamber pot..

Just another bit of ill-fitting, threadbare pair of Peekaboo gutless, crotchless panties hanging in King Karls’s Kover-up Kloset, now apparently making up for the Frequent Fawning Miles he lost during his brief bout of Katrina-induced decency by publishing this smell slice of gamey tripe (transcribed by little, ol’ me from actual paper-paper, from his gotty, little Op-ed entitled “The Harry da Reid Code”)

Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen table at 4 a.m., writing important notes in crayon on the outside of envelopes. It's been four weeks since he launched his personal investigation into the Republican plot to manipulate intelligence to trick the American people into believing Saddam Hussein had weapons of mass destruction.

Reid had heard of the secret G.O.P. cabal bent on global empire, but he had no idea that he would find a conspiracy so immense.

Reid now knows that as far back as 1998, Karl Rove was beaming microwaves into Bill Clinton's fillings to get him to exaggerate the intelligence on Iraq. In that year, Clinton argued, "Iraq still has stockpiles of chemical and biological munitions ... and the capacity to restart quickly its production program and build many, many more weapons."

These comments were part of the Republican plot to manipulate intelligence on Iraq.
Reid now knows that in the late 1990's, Dick Cheney and other Republican officials used fluoridated water in the State Department and other government agencies to brainwash Clinton administration officials into exaggerating the threat posed by Saddam Hussein.


Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen table at 4 a.m., writing important notes in crayon on the outside of envelopes. It has been four weeks since he began investigating this conspiracy and three weeks since he sealed his windows with aluminum foil to ward off the Illuminati…

Harry Reid sits alone at his kitchen table at 4 a.m. He knows now that seven centuries ago at a secret meeting of the Bilderberg Society-Trilateral Commission-American Enterprise Institute, the six High Lords of the Secret Order of the Neocons decided to implant alien life forms into potential Democratic officials that could be activated in case there was a need to manipulate intelligence on Iraq.


And so forth.

Sick. Deeply pathetic. And positively damp and reeking of shrill desperation.

Ah well, driftglass’ First Law of Craven Motion clearly states that conservative thralls at rest remain at rest and conservative thralls in motion remain in motion unless acted upon by an outside force.

Like a 2X4.

Repeatedly.

However what is worth noting about this particular exercise in mawkish prose is the combination of a grunting-childish-screed level of chimp-pounding-with-thumb-and-elbow bad typestry, and it’s wildly out of proportion level of squalling hysteria.

If he had just written, “Harry Reid Bad Man. Bad Touch Man, Harry reeed. Harry Read make BoBo Mad! Bad Harry Rheed Man!” four of five dozen times it would have had the same effect, but might have been less of an embarrassment to the NYT. At least that way they might have been able to shrug it off as BoBo spazzing this out while succumbing to another bout of Chickenhawk Flu, OD-ing on NyQuil and Propecia…sitting in his underpants behind a snowbank of used tissues, watching “I Married a Communist!” for the tenth time and weeping at its transcendent beauty and timeless truths.

Instead, the NYT now has to suppress its gag reflex yet again and face the fact that BoBo actually put some thought into the snotwad he just smeared across their pages.

And that they actually pay him handsomely to do it.

128 comments:

triozyg said...

There was an NYT laying around and I couldn't restrain myself from reading it -- BoBo was so that car wreck in slow motion you can't help looking at going ... oh mi god ... this can't really be happening -- and then it get's worse -- pure puke

Anonymous said...

No wonder the NYT wants to hide their op-ed columnists behind a subscription wall...

... they embarrassed. They figure that anyone dumb enough to fork over money to read this swill deserves it.

jurassicpork said...

Jesus fucking Christ, Drifty. You amaze me. I'm not talking about your writing skill or your wit.

Although I admire that, too, as a fellow published writer.

I'm talking about how we think along parallel lines. Usually, we come up with these similar, if not identical themes and references right around the same day. Sometimes, we crib from eachother (Well, I crib from you. TS Eliot would've approved. I can only speculate whether or not I similarly "inspire" you).

Now you're beating me to the punch after I've written my posts but before I've actually posted them.

I refer, of course, to Steve "I Slap My Wife Ali and She Loves It" McQueen and his debut movie, The Blob, which is already referenced in my upcoming Assclowns of the Week.

Now people will think I'm cribbing you for sure.

Which I do.

But not this time.

Honest.

Anonymous said...

All of which dig-ups of Clinton's comments ignore one BLAZINGLY simple fucking fact:


Clinton, no matter how much of a jizz-hydrant he was, wasn't stupid enough nor viagra-deprived enough to pull the trigger on Iraq.

And George Bush was.

Bobo, can you sort that out?

Anonymous said...

That was beyond bad....that was embarassingly bad. It's as if he was being initiated into a really bad fraternity and had a choice between dressing like a woman or writing the Stupidest Column Ever. Of course, it's still possible that he did both of these....

Oh, and Malacandra. I enjoyed and responded to your post on privacy and the Ninth Amendment over at dailyKos. In a paroxysm of verbiage and bad timing, I hit "post" just as the thread slid off the front page, but you can find it if you're interested.

Anonymous said...

"The Awful Pink Ties" would be a great name for a rock band.

Mmmm...tight-sweatered girls...

Anonymous said...

Um, Driftglass, the Sugar Glider Anti-Defamation Leage has asked me to ask you to cease and desist using their image in conjunction with this inanimate object. Their official statement was:

"Sugar Gliders: cute
"David Brooks: not so much."

Plus, they prefer ascots in earth tones. Pink ties are so last week.

"...Frequent Fawning Miles..." BAH HA HA HA HA!!

Anonymous said...

Tanbark, actually it goes beyond that. Clinton thought that Saddam had WMDs, sure. And he didn't attack, again true. But Clinton had suspect intelligence because HE DIDN'T HAVE INSPECTORS ON THE GROUND. Bush did! He had them in there, and they couldn't find anything, even though they were being told exactly where to look, because Rummy and Powell and all of them KNEW that the WMDs were in specific spots.

And they weren't anywhere to be found.

So what did Bush do? He pulled an Emily Latella and said, "Never mind", pulled the inspectors out, and attacked anyway.

So sure Clinton and a lot of other leaders around the world thought there were WMDs, and they were dead wrong. But they had bad intelligence and had no opportunity to correct it. And Bush did! This to me is the truly repulsive part of it all, and the assclowns like Bobo are concealing that little tidbit of information with all their strength.

There is no comparison. None at all. It's like comparing apples and hand grenades or oranges and quantum neutrino force fields.

And to think that this sort of INCREDIBLE stuff is going up on the pages of the Times.

Anonymous said...

Bad acid? That shit reads more like it was inspired by angel dust.

Anonymous said...

"Rubbing strained beets into his hair and crying for Lost Conservative Daddy to come back and donkey-punch him until he starts acting like a real man."

BWAWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhaaaaaaaaa!!!!

The absolute BEST line I've read in days - right up there with your 'plametyville horror' entry.

I hope you don't mind if I link you. :o)

res ipsa loquitur said...

Brooks sucks utterly.

So, as it turns out, does his employer.

Drift, honey ... As usual, you're right on target. You, and Tom Tomorrow.

Cheers.

jurassicpork said...

Fast Eddy:

I'm not doubting what you're saying here, but while I was watching Robert Greenwald's documentary EXPOSED, I vividly recall the part where they mentioned a certain memo. It was signed off by Saddam's son-in-law back in 1995, I think, who was in charge of Iraq's weapons program and considered to be an unimpeachable source. The memo clearly stated that their WMD's were destroyed, leaving just the weapons infrastructure intact so that after the weapons inspectors left, they could rearm themselves.

This particular document, as one can expect, didn't resurface until after the 2003 invasion. If your assertions about his ignorance is correct, how come Clinton didn't know about this?

And, just to play Devil's Advocate for a moment, why didn't he shoehorn weapons inspectors into Iraq like George W. Bush did? That would've given him the hard intel that he needed to make a decision as to whether or not to disarm Saddam.

Bora Zivkovic said...

Bobo just paid us a visit down here a couple of days a go and he is WORSE in person....

Anonymous said...

Oh! Dude!

jurassicpork said...

First, the bad news: There will not be an Assclowns of the Week this Sunday. Now for the good news: It’s up already! Yay! And I think it’s a pretty good one. So enjoy. I’m taking the rest of the weekend off. I don’t know how Simon Weisenthal did all that hunting those years.

teh l4m3 said...

Scabrously delicious! If the Times had any integrity, they'd replae Bobo with you.

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