You mean they hate Jews too?

Holy Shit! I thought it was just darkies and Liberals?

And smart chicks.

And Ayrabs.

And queers.

And people who read.

And Spics.

And so forth.

Oh I am sorry. I’ve been a terrible host. You two obviously haven’t met. Let me make the introductions:

John Podhoretz...
...meet The Base.


Base,
...meet the Podhoretz.

This via The Corner at NRO, which I can’t seem to link to because my “Link To Circle-jerking Chickenhawks” hot-key is busted -- Ctrl+F9+666 for you mavens, at least on my antique machine -– but I can thank alert reader “Erik” at Mr. Gilliard’s Shoppe for the timely tout.

Wherein the Pod Man is shocked to discover that there are apparently Nazis in the GOP Woodpile, so to speak.

Yikes!

Fortunately he finds tough-but-tender comfort in the manly arms of Doughy Pantsload.

Also he gets his hair washed ("Don't worry; it's a leave-in conditioner.")and micro-braided.

SO HOW SERIOUSLY SHOULD I TAKE THIS? [John Podhoretz]
Over the past week, I've received some vituperative e-mails from pro-Harriet-Miers people. One of them, with the initials ct, accused me of being hostile to evangelicals -- a charge I find especially outrageous because I have spent more time arguing with more passion on behalf of evangelicals and their positive role in American politics with friends who grow almost demented about the matter than on almost any other subject I can think of.

He explains that it all started out giggly and fun and buddy-buddy. They both liked gladiator movies, reading Ayn Rand aloud and romantic walk though the many rest stops along America’s highways and, uh, bi-ways.

He seemed like such a nice man.

Then, suddenly, a kike rang out!

"Dude, it WAS down, but...guess what? It's going back up. And listen, jew s**t: threaten me again and I'll track your fat a** down. Nobody threatens me over the internet and doesn't pay. You filthy f---ing witch. Go tell the devil I'm on your a** now, b---h."

I responded that by threatening me physically, he might now have committed a felony (if done so over phone lines), and that I would inform both Yahoo, his internet service provider, and Blogger, the home of his blog, of his words. His reply:

"Listen Jew s***: can it. You f----d up. It was down, now it's back up. You don't like it? Learn your manners, filth. Learn your manners. And yes, I will god d--- love - LOVE - L O V E !!! to get into your world if you should get into mine. I would god d--- love it, boy. Bring it on. I became a Christian from a world that makes you s*** your pants, and I can go back to it easily."

There there, little man. Let Senior Doughy soothe away those bad thoughts...

RE: HOW SERIOUSLY? [Jonah Goldberg]
I have had similar experiences, complete with the full spectrum of anti-Semitic expletives. Thankfully it's been a tiny, tiny minority. But even half of one percent out of tens of thousands emails over the years adds up. What's so dismaying about it is that the conversation seems completely normal -- albeit intellectually hostile -- and them some button gets pressed and *boom* out with the Holocaust jokes. Most of the time this has happened while arguing with liberals and leftists. But, I have to assume, that's in no small part because I mostly argue with liberals and leftists via email...

Ah what a tool. A whole tool shed, really.

Hey Kapo! Go to Mommy’s bookshelf, get the encyclopedia off the tippy-top shelf and look up “Southern Strategy”. Look for any footnotes that mention “George Wallace”, “never gonna be ‘out-niggered’ again”, “Reagan at Philadelphia, MI" and “Bob Jones University”.

What, did you think these scumbags you have been tongue-kissing subscribe to “Fascist Afficiando"? That they stroll lazily up and down the aisles at “Klan’s R’ Us” and carefully pick out which bigotry goes best with a “Turner Diaries” Book Club meeting? That they don’t hate everyone who ain’t white, nuts and attends the same Christian Identity Madrass where they drag their slope-browed wife and inbred whelplings?

Who the fuck do you think you are fooling?

You little shits have been lap-dancing all over these very Rancid Rightards for decades. A little tit-tweak. A little lickey-lickey behind the ear. You teasingly nibbling the heads of their Flaming Crosses.

You built em’. You revved em’ up. You gave aid and intellectual cover to these mutants. These enemies of our nation. You promised em’ sweet release and now that you’re strapped over the sawhorse, you want ‘em to stop?

And you want to blame Liberals?

How many neonazis do you think kick into the Liberal coffers?

How many militia freaks are driving their Nathan Bedford Four-by-Fours to the “Race War Picnic Activities Planning Committee” meeting with a “Kerry/Edwards ‘04” bumper sticker next to the one that reads “I Brake For Niggers...Then Open Fire”?

Tim McVeigh on the DNC fundraiser list, was he? Eric Rudolph?

What Liberal have done for years and years and years is tell you incompetent, trustifarian children “Do NOT Feed the Crazy People!” But of course without the Aryan Nationals and the rest of their filthy fellow travelers you people would never...win...anything.

And you wanted to win soooo badly, didn’t you?

And never let it be said that a Neocon ever put the interest of his country ahead of raw partisan plunder.

So you skanks shacked up with Klansmen, and now they want to PAR-TAY like it's 1599. They paid you every electoral nickle you asked for and, in exchange, you trollops promised to pull the train at their Party At The End Of Civilization, so bend over and spread ‘em you cowardly little bitch.

Or don’t you understand how Free Markets work?

Or hookers?

And a word to the wise: I don’t think after giving them the longest handjob in history, calmly-yet-firmly explaining them that there is absolutely “No Sex in the Champaign Room” is gonna work anymore.

(Welcome D.C. Media Girl-ites and Crooks' And Liars visitors, and many thanks for the link from those two estimable institutions.

There's fresh coffee on the hot plate and bathroom in the back; Three Holes/No Waiting...and for you I put out the 2-ply.)