Republican tries the, "I know you are...

....but what am I." gambit.

Well color me shocked.

On one level, I love these guys.

I love that they really just can't keep their degenerate selves under control for five minutes at a time. That they literally can't help themselves. That they take the "Let's All Pretend We're Not Bigots Until We Can Filtch a Few More Black Votes" memo from Ken Mehlman and just wipe their asses with it in public.

In the last three weeks, the mask that Wingnut Republicans have used to hide their ogrish faces and vacant, blood-drunk grins from the public, has been blown to splinters. First by the body-blows of the slow-motion horror of a war that even a wide swath of middle America now grudgingly acknowledges has been mismanaged with an unbelievable level of who-gives-a-shit-if-soldiers-die murderously casual incompetence.

And middle Americans do not like the idea that they might have to turn their mental tractors around and plow different furrows into their tiny minds.

The had a basic, simpleton, narrative for George Bush that was simple enough to have printed on a Hallmark card and still have plenty of room left over for flags and Jesus.

Nice man. Plainspoken man. God-fearin’ man.

Nothing more complicated than that and, like the idiot notion of Creationism that overlaps with and binds so many of these believers, the simple fact that they are utterly, completely wrong and the truth of the Criminally Failed Bush Administration dickslaps them in the face every single day doesn’t faze them in the slightest.

Nice man. Plainspoken man. God-fearin’ man. But getting kinda nervous about the Iraq thing. Feeling a little uncertain about their solid footing: the A-B-C's of their shithead fairy tale – “George Bush: Hero Patriot.”

Then comes the roundhouse of Katrina – a 500 lb. bomb right into the wheelhouse of their depraved ideology -- and every horrible thing the Liberals ever said turns out to be true. And every terrible thing the Liberals ever said about the fact that the Bush Regime doesn’t give a shit about how horribly they’re screwing this country over – that they only care about controlling the press tightly enough to make sure none of their fucktard followers can get a clear look at the crime scene – turns out to be true.

So at this point, in you’re a Moderate Republican, to avoid the blatantly obvious truth about your Party, you have to have long ago gouged your eyes out with a red-hot teevee remote, stuffed your ears with wax...and are now daily dipping your entire body in latex and marshmallows to avoid accidental contact with truth via bone conduction.

People who decided to ignore the 1,000 Mile High, “Danger Will Robinson” warning signs around the true, core values of Dominionism, Racism and “Fuck Everyone But Me”-ism are having a steadily worse time of it every day.

And just to pound the ten-penny nails in that much harder, these days, more and more wormy loonies that make the GOP such a witchbag of the worst of the worst just won’t shut up and let the cowardly Moderates pretend they don't exist.

So when you read, for the umpteen-thousands time, yet another article like this...

White Lawmaker Likens Black Colleagues, KKK

By MATT GOURAS, Associated Press Writer1 hour, 11 minutes ago
A white Tennessee lawmaker lamenting his exclusion from the state's Black Legislative Caucus claimed Tuesday the group was less accommodating that even the Ku Klux Klan.

"My understanding is that the KKK doesn't even ban members by race," said Rep. Stacey Campfield, adding that the KKK "has less racist bylaws" than the black lawmakers' group.

The freshman Republican from Knoxville was rebuffed earlier this year when he asked for the Black Caucus' bylaws and inquired about joining. There are 18 black state lawmakers in Tennessee.

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The 37-year-old Campfield defended himself Saturday in a message on his Web journal, or blog, under the heading "I too dream."

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Experts on race and hate groups said Campfield hit a nerve when he used King's words to take on a black institution. It's the same tactic white separatists often use, said Mark Potok, director of the Intelligence Project at the Southern Poverty Law Center.

"Very typically these days we see white supremacists, hate groups, trying to use the words of King and other civil rights leaders to try to advance their agendas," Potok said.

...is it even necessary to read anymore past “The freshman Republican...” to know everything you need to know about the person and the Party that, yet again and every day, embarrass real Americans, spit on the graves of the Founders of the nation, and recrucifying Christ, every time they open their mouths and show the world what is really in their hearts.