In public, President Geo-ren Bushii

...reluctantly, weakly and with the still-looking-for-any-other-way-out body-language of a thief at his own crucifixion takes some glancing, tangential responsibility for NOLA...

Whle behind closed doors he tells his Orc army how he really feels.

(From "Kill Bill - Vol I")

As your leader, I encourage you from time to time, and always in a respectful manner, to question my logic.

If you're unconvinced that a particular plan of action I've decided is the wisest, tell me so, but allow me to convince you and I promise you right here and now, no subject will ever be taboo.

Except, of course, the subject that was just under discussion.

The price you pay for bringing up either my criminal incompetence or dry-drunk alcoholism as a negative is... I collect your fucking head.

Just like this fucker here.

Now, if any of you sons of bitches got anything else to say, now's the fucking time!
[pause]

I didn't think so.

And if you think I'm kidding, please note this from Americablog via Steve Gilliard:

ACTION ALERT: Call the US Senate - Ask GOP Senators why they hate America?
by John in DC - 9/14/2005 10:27:00 PM

54 US Senators today KILLED legislation establishing an independent, bipartisan commission to investigate what went so horribly wrong with Hurricane Katrina.

76% of Americans want an independent bipartisan commission, like the one that investigated the 9/11 attacks, to investigate what went wrong. In fact, according to the same poll, Americans of all stripes, Republicans and Democrats, are united behind their support for such a commission (64% of all Republicans and 83% of all Democrats want a commission) even though they were aware that the Republicans in Congress are doing their own biased and partisan investigation (see below).

So why did every Republican US Senator (save the Senator from Louisiana, who simply didn't vote) vote AGAINST forming this independent, bipartisan commission to investigate what went so horribly wrong, and to find out how we avoid an even larger catastrophe the next time Osama attacks a major American city with a chemical, biological or nuclear bomb?

It's time to find out.

Call the 54 Republican Senators, fill their office voice mails with messages. Ask them why they voted against forming an impartial, independent commission to find out the truth about what went wrong with Hurricane Katrina? Ask them why they would rather have America unprepared for a future chemical, biological or nuclear attack from Al Qaeda? If we don't know why we were unprepared today, we will surely be unprepared tomorrow.

Finally, it is a violation of the First Rule of Art (or it is the Third Rule? Or are those the Rules of Acquisition? Man, I can never remember this shit, which is why I should have written it down.) to explain your work. The purpose of writing, as I have told more than one client or student or (when I was really strapped for cash) helper monkey, is to speak for itself.

If you have to stand at your audience’s elbow and say, “See, what I meant to imply here was that the Pantomime Horse is a Secret Agent!”, then you have already failed. What make is onto the page is all there is and fussing around with the bunting after the gift is wrapped won’t make a damned bit of difference.

This is by way of saying that I know I’m violating what let’s just say, for the sake of discussion, is one of the Top Five Rules of Art when I tell you that I had pix of Bush ready to Dollar-Store-Knockoff-of-Photoshop onto the lovely visage of Ms. Liu (and Joe Wilson over the head of Boss Tanaka)... and I just couldn’t do it.

It looked wrong – and not happy, fun wrong either. After all, Ms. Liu will one day be leering at me lustily from below or above or from the trapeze I have had specially installed for that purpose and the thought that I might see Dubya’s ‘tard fiz suddenly flash-superimposed over her noble countenance at the crucial moment is too great a risk to run.

Which is the story I’m sticking with, Senator, and beyond that I would have to comment on a case that might one day appear before me and God Know’s – unlike every other job interview for every other job in the history of the Working Universe – the last thing you want to know about someone you’re hiring to shovel judicial manure is how well he moves shit from A-to-B, how he feels about the shoveling thereof, what kind of shovel he might use, and so forth.

And really-Lastly, for those out of the cinema loop, O-Ren Ishii is the character played by the luscious Lucy Liu in Quentin Tarantino’s “Kill Bill”. By sword and slaughter and the ruthless use of her private army – the Crazy 88 – she has butchered her way to become head of all vice in the City of Tokyo.

Substitute “Fucknut Fundys” for “Crazy 88” and the parallels are accurate to nine significant digits.