Republicans fete their Malevolent Overlord.

“All your ‘nads are belong to me,” DeLay reminds his thralls.

Don’t worry, Tommy Boy. I’m sure the GOP Reich you've built on a foundation of unprecedented corruption, hate, ignorance and a virulently Anti-Christian theology will last a thousand years.

And and I'm surfe that’s not Russian short-range artillery landing within 200 meters of your Fuhrerbunker you hear; it’s just a harmless spring thunderstorm.

In fact, hell: Lets’s Party!

Conservatives Honor DeLay With Gala
By THE ASSOCIATED PRESS
Published: May 13, 2005
WASHINGTON (AP) -- House Majority Leader Tom DeLay, facing an audience of conservative well-wishers who reject as politically motivated the ethics questions that have dogged him for months, on Thursday night fired back at Democrats by calling them members of a party with no ideas and ''no class.''
The Texas congressman's supporters -- among them a dozen conservative organizations -- staged a high-profile show of support by throwing a $250-a-plate gala in his honor that brought nearly 900 people to the Capital Hilton. The money will be used to pay for the event, organizers said.
When he took the stage after other speakers had hailed him for his leadership in the Republican Party and the House, DeLay made only a passing reference to the problems that have sparked calls for an ethics probe, joking that one speaker had told reporters about a foreign trip they didn't know about.
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''We're here tonight not because Tom needs our help but because we as conservatives continue to need his,'' said David Keene, president of the American Conservative Union, adding that DeLay is being ''unfairly attacked.''
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The ethics questions DeLay faces from Democrats and other critics stem in part from foreign travel arranged by Jack Abramoff, a lobbyist accused of defrauding tribal clients of millions of dollars.
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A poll released last month by the Houston Chronicle found support for DeLay has dropped dramatically in his district.
Abramoff is under investigation by a federal grand jury and the Senate Indian Affairs Committee. Americans for Tax Reform, a group run by gala organizer and DeLay and Abramoff political associate Grover Norquist, has been subpoenaed by the Senate committee.

I wonder, was it for the public statements after Columbine where Tommy Boy blamed the teaching of Evolution and condoms in the schools for mass murder that he was being honored?

Was it for dragging the entire GOP another thousand miles closer to including “Triggering Armaggedon” as an actual plank in their platform when he told the Knesset that all the “Holy Lands” should be ceded to Israel...because it’s one of the preconditions of the Second Coming?

Was it for methodically forcing the Ultra Right Wing fringe fucknut agenda to become the Republican Status Quo? For the lies? For merrily subverting US foreign policy and the Commander-in-Chief during a time of war when that C-in-C was Clinton...and now getting all HUAC-y about it when the tapestry of lies that His Party used to lured us Baghdad rots and falls apart before our very eyes?

For making his colleague pull the feeding tube on the already-brain-dead House Ethics Committee just to save his rotting carcass from his already waaay overdue appointment with Atropos?

For making the President, Herr Senator Doktor Frist and the rest of the Rich White Male contingent of the Shining Path show their pasty, nekkid asses in bright Florida sun?

It’s a long list…and whatever the exact proportions of fear, greed, bile and bad theology that go into the recipe might be, the end produce is truly revolting. Worse that JimmyJeff Gannon’s 8-inch-cut online ads. Worse than the metal picture of John Bolton giving out moustache ride at Plato’s Retreat. Worse than Equine Masturbation, or man-on-dog fornication, or any of the other menagerie of flirtatiously bestial overtures that Republicans can’t seem to help but make when taking about s-e-x.

No, the mental image of sodden, chubby chickenhawks greasing themselves up and paying $250 a pop for the privilege of writhing in frantic porcine frottage for their Master ’s pleasure…well…let’s just say I’ll need to scrub my skull out with some top shelf scotch and good, old-fashioned, friendly, perky lesbian porn to get that nightmare out of my head.

Frottage? Don’t know it? We’ll then:

A noun meaning…

… masturbation by rubbing against another person (as in a crowd)

…The act of rubbing against the body of another person, as in a crowd, to attain sexual gratification.

…Deriving sexual pleasure from rubbing your genitals against an unwilling person or an inanimate object

…The act of humping another person through both of your clothing.


There ya go!

And again, to all you Moderates out there still almost-hysterically trying to pretend that the actions of this runamok Golem who bestrides your Republican Party like a Colossus still somehow magically has nothing to do you, I have to ask: Why is this OK with you?!