Tuesday, April 12, 2005

I didn't write this...but I Likey!

BigTom
Hey, who wrote this golden Wingnut prose? And will he work for junkets and dirty money?


"...The Liberal doctrine of Big Government value of personality in man, contests the significance of nationality and race, and thereby withdraws from humanity the premise of its existence and its culture. As a foundation of the universe, this doctrine would bring about the end of any order intellectually conceivable to man. And as, in this greatest of all recognizable organisms, the result of an application of such a law could only be chaos, on earth it could only be destruction for the inhabitants of this planet.

The Liberal Elite stop at nothing, and in their vileness becomes so gigantic that no one need be surprised if among our people the personification of the devil as the symbol of all evil assumes the living shape of the Liberal.
The ignorance of the broad masses about the inner nature of the Liberal, the lack of instinct and narrow-mindedness of our upper classes, make the people an easy victim for this Liberal campaign of lies.

Slowly fear and the specter of unrestrained the Liberal Gay Agenda descend like a nightmare on the mind and soul of decent people.
They begin to tremble before the terrible enemy and thus have become his final victim.

It was and it is Liberals who bring the Culture of Death into the Homeland, always with the same secret thought and clear aim of ruining the hated Real America by the necessarily resulting bastardization, throwing it down from its cultural and political height, and They rising to be its master.

And in politics he begins to replace the idea of democracy by the dictatorship of the God Hating Activist Liberal Courts.
In the organized mass of Big Government, the Liberal has found the weapon which lets him dispense with democracy and in its stead allows him to subjugate and govern the peoples with a dictatorial and brutal fist.
Around peoples who offer too violent a resistance to attack from within he weaves a net of enemies, thanks to his international influence, incites them to war, and finally, if necessary, plants a flag of revolution on the very battlefields.
In the political field the Liberal refuses the state the means for its self-preservation, destroys the foundations of all national self-maintenance and defense, destroys faith in the leadership, scoffs at its history and past, and drags everything that is truly great into the gutter.

Culturally, the Liberal contaminates art, literature, the theater, makes a mockery of natural feeling, overthrows all concepts of beauty and sublimity, of the noble and the good, and instead drags men down into the sphere of his own base nature.Religion is ridiculed, ethics and morality represented as outmoded, until the last props of a nation in its struggle for existence in this world have fallen."

No, the House Majority Plague Vector didn't write this. But it sure sure sounds one helluva a lot (or "Lott") like him though, doesn't it?

Come to think of it, doesn't it sound like one helluva a lot of people on the Right these days?

And, no, I didn't write it either. I did, however, copy it, and then tweak it veeery slightly.

"Repurposed" would be the proper corporate term. "Sampling" might be another: the beats are exactly the same as the original. So is the intent. So it the audience, but the lyrics have been changed just a wee bit.

Anyway, give it a read and see if you can figure out which Hero of Democracy said it, and when.

12 comments:

Anonymous said...

Ok, my guess would be that you "tweaked" this by replacing "Jew" with "Liberal", and as for its origin, it sure sounds like Herr Doktor Goebbels to me.

Anonymous said...

Culturally, the Liberal contaminates art, literature, the theater, makes a mockery of natural feeling, overthrows all concepts of beauty and sublimity, of the noble and the good, and instead drags men down into the sphere of his own base nature.

Either Hitler or Michael Medved.

Anonymous said...

swr:

... or Michael Medved

Ba-da-boom!

Too bad, really. If he'd just stuck to those "Golden Turkey Awards" books, I'd still be an admirer.

Mike the Mad Biologist said...

Hermann Goering? Or else, Ann Coulter.

driftglass said...

Shoulda made it much harder.
From, "Mein Kampf" -- the lovely Regnery Press Special Edition, with the blurb by Prescott Bush, "This young Bavarian's going places!" ;)

Anonymous said...

Hermann Goering? Or else, Ann Coulter.



Oh, compared to Ann, Hermann was just a big, cuddly drug addict.

Then again, he and Rush Limbaugh could have bonded over Oxycontin.

Anonymous said...

Oh well: close -- but no cigar.

The sheer awfulness of the prose should have tipped me off.

Anonymous said...

Drifty...step away from the keyboard!

BRILLIANT.

You NEED to mail this to ChimpBoy's speechwriter...what a great culture hack if you could get this read as part of the Weekly Radio Address...

Anonymous said...

Godwin invoked.

Phoenix Woman said...

Godwin's Law no longer is operative, Anonymous. It was repealed when Nino Scalia crafted a Bill of Attainder for George W. Bush in 2000.

Unknown said...

Great post, I enjoyed reading it.

Adding you to favorites, Ill have to come back and read it again later.

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