Monday, April 15, 2024

A Peak Science Fiction Nerd Moment

 

It happened today as we were driving back from a short trip to northern Illinois to visit relatives old and new.  

My wife was in the car, on her Space Age phone, simultaneously FaceTiming with two younglings, one in a different state, one halfway around the world.  At that exact moment we were driving through one of Illinois' many wind farms: a widely spaced forest of bright, white windmills that tower 400 feet from their base to the apex of a blade at 12 o'clock.

To make this happen we had to pause the science fiction audiobook we had been listening to on our trip (Andy Weir's "Project Hail Mary", which is pretty terrific so far) because we weren't listening to the novel on via terrestrial radio or satellite radio, but via some science fiction dark magic that allowed my wife's phone to talk to the car's media center so that we could listen to the story of a man in a spacecraft traveling at .9-something of the speed of light, while we sailed down this smooth highway (Thanks, Biden!) at a constant speed slightly above the limit, knowing that the alert system on my phone would tell us of any speed traps ahead.  

At that moment I was transported back to the late 1970s, to our Volkswagen Fastback with Mom and my brother, driving down the same I-80 we had just left to take us back to Springfield.  That would have been summer -- she was a teacher, so we were all on summer break -- and ungodly early because Mom always had us up and on the road well before sunrise so that we could make camp before it got too hot outside.  

Our nav system was a paper map, which, unless we took side trips, we didn't really need since we knew the way.  Our entertainment was the License Plate Game, a magnetic chess board, a deck of cards,  AM/FM radio, and an 8-track tape player with played one of the four or five tapes Mom had on hand.  Not sure what listening to the cast album of "Cabaret"  and "Fiddler on the Roof" over and over had on my me and my brother, but I'm sure it had some.

The car was packed so tight with sleeping bags, tent, cooler, food, clothes and essential whatnots and dog bowls and doggie provisions, that my brother and I (and our very good dog) sort of wound ourselves into whatever space remained.  The first time we made this trip this way, the Coleman stove Mom had just bought just would not fit.  And we were excellent packers.  If we'd been in charge of packing the Apollo missions, I'm almost positive we could have found room to provision the astronautes with some extra bologna sandwiches, Hi-C, and a nice sheet cake.  But our little stove just would not go in...until we took it out of the box.  Just that little bit of space-saving allowed it to drop into the slot we had for it like a Tetris piece. 

Front seat co-piloting duties consisted of keeping Mom supplied with hard candies (Brach's Butterscotch) and coffee from the Girl Scout thermos (being careful not to drop it because it was glass lined.)  Mom drove with a tea towel draped over her left arm -- the sunward arm -- to avoid sunburn.  

We'd picnic off the road somewhere, use the toilets, walk the dog, stretch, and then power on.  Before sundown we'd be at some campsite -- usually a Jellystone -- get the tent up quick, fire up the little Coleman stove and make something for dinner.  Next morning, make breakfast, feed and walk the dog, strike camp.  Then back to the road and "Cabaret" or whatever was on local radio.  

And I was almost always packing a book.  Science fiction, no surprise.  Probably by Bradbury or Asimov.  I'd read in the back seat when my brother and I swapped the co-piloting duty.  And here I was, all these years later, older than my Mom was then, driving through a world that is now so casually upholstered with wonders (any one of which could have been its own Golden Age science fiction short story) that most people barely notice the miracles all around them.



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Friday, April 12, 2024

Thursday, April 11, 2024

Professional Left Podcast Episode #794: MSNBC Wins and Loses

"Trust everybody, but cut the cards." -- Finley Peter Dunne, writer.



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Arizona: A Land of Contrasts


In this crazy, mixed-up world, I suppose there is a weird kind of solace to be found in knowing that The New York Times is just gonna keep right on being exactly the same kind of awful, over and over again, rain or shine.   As mathematically predictable and certain as tides and eclipses.

From today:

Arizona Ruling Spurs Strong Reactions, but Election Impact Is Unclear

This Magic Eight-Ball level of reporting was based on New York Times journalists wandering around the greater Phoenix metro area until they found two people with two different opinions -- y'know anecdotal reporting, which, as everyone knows, all the top-tier J-school hold to be the most accurate, useful and predictive kind of journalism.  

So the Times reporters met some people who thought Donald Trump is disgusting and the abortion ruling in Arizona is barbaric, but they also met a 25-year old-retail manager named Maverick, and that's when they knew they had struck gold in the Grand Canyon state:

“Leave it up to the female,” said Maverick Williams, 25, a retail manager who was walking his dog in the conservative Anthem neighborhood on the northern edge of Phoenix. “It’s her body, then she needs to decide.”
...
But voters like Mr. Williams suggested that it might not be so simple in this closely divided desert battleground. Although he opposed the state court’s abortion decision, he said he was more worried about the rising cost of living, and he called President Biden too old and unfit to serve another term. He said he would vote for Mr. Trump.

Bam!  Right there!  Call the Pulitzer people and tell them the contest is over.

Sure they could have looked at, y'know, all that data from all those other states where the abortion issue had flipped the script and had the anti-woman fanatics on the ropes.  Or all those dozens of polls and focus groups.  But the Time's didn't need any of that.

With "Maverick" in one hand and other people in the other, they had their scoop.

Arizona Ruling Spurs Strong Reactions, but Election Impact Is Unclear

And it's not just the headline.  The article is packed with gems like this:

The decision upending abortion care in a critically important battleground state inspired passionate reactions from Arizonans across the political divide, ranging from elation to disgust. 

And this:

Some conservative voters and the state’s most ardent critics of abortion hailed it as a victory for women. Many Democrats, moderate independents and some Republicans said the Arizona Supreme Court had gone too far. But it was far from clear Tuesday that the decision would tip the balance in the November presidential election.

I can't decide is this is the Times still being so freaked out about being so very, very wrong in 2016 that it's in-house default position is to publish this kind of garbage, or this kind of garbage arises naturally from the Times' decades-old Both Siderist fetish.

Buit one thing I can say for sure.  Arizona is a land of contrasts.  

 

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Tuesday, April 09, 2024

Professional Left Podcast Episode #794: No Fair Remembering 2016/Trump's Abortion FAIL


"Don't you know there ain't no devil, it's just god when he's drunk." -- Tom Waits.



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Friday, April 05, 2024

Over at MSNBC, the Turds Are in Full Bloom


This is a written reprise of some of the stuff we covered on this week's episode of The Professional Left podcast.  It happens sometimes.  I get on some subject, start outlining it for a post, then comes podcasting time, and what I'm writing about is current, interesting and top-of-mind, so it makes its way into the show.  

My understanding is that Sophocles did this all the time on his podcast.

So...

Of all the things that can and have been said about MSNBC, one thing remains clear.  There is absolutely no fucking shortage of current and recently-former Republicans on that small, leaky lifeboat.  They Republicans them coming and going and waiting in the green room or in the comfort of their camera-ready living room, just waiting for their turn to tell Democrats how we should be running their party.

And given all the recent layoffs at NBC, you might have have thought, well, they even though they have no ethical qualms about colonizing their network with Republicans, they have obviously reached some kind of financial boundary on their Republican shopping spree and now there's just had no more money in the "Put More Republicans On The Air" jar.  But you'd have been wrong.  The ransacked the sofa cushion in Cesar Conde's office and what'd ya know!  They found they had just enough skrilla to wedge in one more GOP douchebag into their lineup.  

Ronna McDaniel. 

But for reasons other than financial, she proved to be just one, wafer-thin Republican too many and it all went *boom*.


But despite all of this supersaturation of NBC/MSNBC with so many current and recently-former Republicans that you'd think there is just no more room for even one more, Ari Melber managed to find space for not one but two Republicans, who are each, in their own right, the worst kinds of insufferable scumbags.

Karl Rove and Reince Priebus.

Here's the video, which you are under no obligation whatsoever to watch.   


Allow me to interpret.  Rove makes it clear that he does not want a "Democrat" president, but that Trump's embrace of January 6th "thugs" makes him problematic as well.    However, being a completely amoral creature, Rove frames Trump's depravity as merely tactical.  A campaign problem, not an existential threat.  That this is the fault of Trump's campaign staff being unable to manage Trump's public behavior better.  That Trump would have been smarter if he had done this or that.

Next up was Rinse Pubis who appeared to be both drunk and bitter, with a real, Wrath of Khan, "No, you can't escape!" vibe.  

However, some of what he said was 100% right.  

Not the stuff about about "the independent voters in Wisconsin, Pennsylvania and North Carolina".  That's all bullshit, because those aren't "independent" voters. Because for all practical purposes, there are no independent voters.  It's just the Tea Party scam all over again.  "Independent" voters are just Republicans who don't want to take any shit for being horrible human beings.  

However what he says about "this is not the 1990s electorate" is quite correct.  And what the panel never got to -- and what Ari Melber never asked -- was, well, why is the 2024 electorate completely different than the 1990s electorate?  

What changed?

Because that is a subject that current and recently-former Republicans dare not discuss, and teevee goofs like Melber will not pursue.   But over here in what remains of the Liberal blogosphere we are under no such corporate restrictions on our lines of inquiry.  In fact, all need to do is dare to remember the past.   Simply look at the public record and answer the question,“What happened to the Republican party over the last 40 years?”

Lee Atwater happened.  Rush Limbaugh and Hate Radio happened.  Newt Gingrich happened.  Mitch McConnell happened.  Michael Steele happened.  Fox News happened.  Glenn Beck happened.  The Fake Tea Party happened.  George W. Bush happened.  Dick Cheney happened.  Tom DeLay happened.   The Federalist Society happened.  The whole, multi-billion dollar infrastructure of Citizens United enabled  think tanks and SuperPACS, and media spinoffs and book deals and National Review cruises and white nationalist evangelicals happened.  

It is a long and ugly list, all of it aided and abetted by a complicit mainstream media.

And that guy up there on stage bleating about how awful and uncivil the MAGA thugs are? Karl Rove?  He happened.

Because the reason those “thugs” that Rove is so troubled by attacked the capitol on January 6th is because they believed what a lying Republican scumbag named Donald Trump told them.  That Democrats had stolen the election.  That the diabolical Liberal conspiracy that secretly ruled everything had colluded to rob them of their democracy. 

So then the question becomes, how did the Republican base ever come to believe such nonsense?  Believe that Democrats were devils, so monstrously evil, well organized and ruthlessly efficient that we could and would do such a thing?

Because that is exactly what men like Karl Rove told them.  Over and over again.  For decades.  This was Rove in 2005:  

Conservatives saw the savagery of 9/11 in the attacks and prepared for war; liberals saw the savagery of the 9/11 attacks and wanted to prepare indictments and offer therapy and understanding for our attackers.

14 years later, in 2019, here is Hero of the Resistance, Liz Cheney, calmly calling Democrats baby murdering monsters.  The "face of pure evil".  


For decades, lying about Democrats is the most horrific terms has been the everyday vocabulary of Right.  They have been steeping in this filth for decades, so is it any surprise that they had no trouble believing that those vile, terrorist-loving, baby-murdering Democrats would steal an election?

But what about all the election court cases Trump lost?  All the so-called election fraud evidence that proved to be nonsense?  All of the wild election conspiracy theories that came to nothing?  Who taught these people to simply ignore inconvenient reality?

This is a quote from journalist Ron Suskind’s 2004 article in the New York Times Magazine.  The source is widely believed to have been Karl Rove: 

The aide said that guys like me were 'in what we call the reality-based community,' which he defined as people who 'believe that solutions emerge from your judicious study of discernible reality.' [...] 'That's not the way the world really works anymore,' he continued. 'We're an empire now, and when we act, we create our own reality. And while you're studying that reality—judiciously, as you will—we'll act again, creating other new realities, which you can study too, and that's how things will sort out. We're history's actors...and you, all of you, will be left to just study what we do'.

This is what happened to the electorate of the 1990s.  

This kind of fascist propaganda, echoed by every Conservative media platform over and over again for decades by propagandists like Rove and Priebus, is what happened.  

And this is where that relentless and well-funded tidal wave of lies and conspiracy mongering has taken them:


Step-by-step Republicans built a doomsday machine with no "off" switch.   

Now they pretend to be shocked that there's no way to turn it off.


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Thursday, April 04, 2024

Professional Left Podcast Episode #793: What's Rove Got To Do With It?

“That awkward moment when Karl Rove’s bullshit doesn’t even work on Fox News Anchors…” -- Greg Berlanti, election night 2012.



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