Wednesday, May 06, 2026

Quantum Entanglement Politics Part 1.

Today we're going to take a break from the daily barrage of life-and-death lies pushed by fascists and talk about the importance of scale.

Not vibes. Not anecdotes. Scale.

Because one of the things the last decade has taught us—over and over and over again—is that if you don’t understand scale, you don’t understand propaganda. And if you don’t understand propaganda, you’re already losing.

The subject of scale -- or, rather, the conspicuous avoidance of the subject of scale -- glided quietly past during one of the Pod Save lads’ daily recitations of the “Why Democrats Suck” rosary—Kamala was a bad candidate, Joe Biden is history’s greatest villain, etc.

Anyway, then there was this (with emphasis added)

Jon Favreau:  Yeah. I mean to the ... to the broader question of that Lakshya [Jain] raises in that in that Argument piece about like why Democrats aren't gaining on the generic ballot by as much as Trump's approval is falling. I do think there's a probably a number of reasons. 

Jon Lovett:  Oh, definitely. 

Before we move on, a quick side quest into a subject these people never discuss in depth... and which I have been writing about on this blog since these gentlemen were fresh outta college, Kerry campaign volunteers.  

Both Siderism.

Let's start with how most people have traditionally understood politics for a long time.  The idea that politics behaves like a thermostat.   From Good Authority:

Good to Know: The public is a thermostat

Why there is a never-ending cycle of governments doing something and the public wanting the opposite.

...one of the most enduring puzzles of democracy [is that] governments, no matter what they do, often seem unable to satisfy voters. When governments take action, the public often seems to want the opposite. Push policies left, and opinions shift right. Increase spending, and people want cuts. 

This phenomenon – where public preferences shift in the opposite direction of government action – is known as thermostatic politics.

The thermostatic model, first formalized by political scientist Christopher Wlezien in 1995, describes the public’s reaction to government policies as akin to a thermostat adjusting a room’s temperature. Just as a thermostat signals when to cool down or warm up based on current conditions, public opinion signals to policymakers when to increase or decrease policy activity. 

A little like Newtonian physics, right? Push and pull.  Action, and equal and opposite reaction.

But that Newtonian model is broken.  Broken by 40+ years of Both Sides Do It bullshit from America's Very Serious pundits and professional opinion-havers.  Despite the fact that America's two major parties are almost exactly diametrically opposed on almost every issue, thanks to the daily barrage of media Both Siderism, for millions of voters, that Newtonian model of action and reaction has been replaced by a kind of Einstein/Schrödinger quantum politics, with the parties becoming "entangled" in the public mind regardless of how distant and different they are from each other.

By now you all know how this entanglement shows up in the everyday language of way too many American voters.  For example, a few months ago we talked "Steve" who was one of the subjects of a Vox article titled, "Meet the newly uninsured --  Millions of Americans will soon go without insurance. We spoke with some of them."

"Steve" is a retiree. who had insurance through his wife's job.  But then the company shut down her division, so she decided to retire, and off they went to the exchange to shop for new coverage.  His story is tragic and, with minor variations, is being experienced by millions of American families including ours.

But when you hit that last sentence, remember that "Steve" is saying this in the Fall of 2025, living in the rubble of a full decade of felonies, conspiracy mongering, corruption, lying, bigotry, treason, insurrection, fascism and assorted other catastrophes that a Trump-led Republican party has left in its wake.  

Up until last year, his family of three was covered by his wife’s insurance, provided by the large corporation for which she worked. It was $500 a month with a low deductible. But then, the company shut down her division, she decided to retire, and the couple and their son enrolled in the same plan on the state’s ACA marketplaces.

They couldn’t get such a great deal, but they found something usable: about $1,000 per month — pricey, but they were able to keep all of their doctors, who were in network. Their deductible was about $4,600.

But next year, their current plan would cost $2,700 every month to keep, and their deductible would be higher — up to $5,300. They could consider dropping their college-aged son off the plan, but he would struggle to afford health insurance on his own, and it would only save his parents $300 a month.

Steven says he feels trapped. Given their age, he and his wife don’t feel they can afford to go without insurance. But they’re now going to have to pull money out of their retirement accounts to cover the cost of their health plan.

“We cannot wing it and not have health insurance,” Steven said. “I’m spending a lot of money that I really do not have on health care.”

He’s done the math. If he kept his same plan, paid all of the premiums, and paid the maximum out-of-pocket costs, he could spend $50,000 on health care out of pocket — even with a health insurance plan.

“It kinda seems like the two political parties want to be right and not care about people,” he told me.


Even when the stakes are life and death -- and even when proof of who is right and wrong is at everyone’s fingertips -- allocating blame correctly feels literally unthinkable to tens of millions of citizens who have come to believe the “Both Sides Do It” lie as gospel.

So, when Republican corruption, lies and policies fuck them over, in order to make the quantum entanglement between the two parties balance out, somehow, in some mysterious way, these people hold as irrefutably true that Democrats must be equally to blame.  

Every time you hear another "undecided" or "independent" or "centrist" or "unhappy Trump voter" bitching about "Congress" or "politicians in Washington"  or "both sides of the aisle" in the the face of a Republican party which has devolved into a mob of violent bigots and imbeciles, fueled by lurid, home-grown fascist propaganda masquerading as news, and ruled by monsters and demagogues...you are seeing the effect of 40+ years of Both Sides Do It media curb-stomping thermostatic politics and replacing it with quantum entanglement politics.

And even at the cost of our democracy, the legacy media would rather go right on pumping that narcotic lie into our politics than risk the wrath of the MAGA mob and the loss of revenue that would surely accompany telling the masses the simple, ugly truth.

But this was just supposed to be a side-quest, wasn't it?

Damn.

Well, let's pick it up in Part 2, which I'll get to later today or tomorrow when we get back to the subject of "scale" in what I am sure will end up being a TL;DR post.

See you all in a bit.



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Tuesday, May 05, 2026

Professional Left Podcast Episode 989: Velveeta


"We are what we pretend to be, so we must be careful about what we pretend to be."  -- Kurt Vonnegut, Mother Night.


















Sunday, May 03, 2026

And Now They Have To Live The Rest of Their Lives Like a Schnook


I did this graphic twenty years ago.  Back in September of 2006.  And boy howdy, if you wanted to enjoy the good opinion of the legacy media back in 2006, you did not want to be a Liberal blogger, no sirree.  You wanna talk about cancel culture?  If you were a Liberal blogger in the early 2000s, you automatically became a media and cultural pariah,  permanently caricatured as soft-headed, terrorist-loving, Murrica-hating lunatics.

In the good, gray pages of America's Newspaper of Record, we were compared to Tom Fucking DeLay, as the nation's premier depraved and unhinged danger to democracy.

But the experience of [the malignant Tom] DeLay and the net-root DeLays in the Democratic Party amply demonstrates that means determine ends. Hyper-partisans may have started with subtle beliefs, but their beliefs led them to partisanship and their partisanship led to malice and malice made them extremist, and pretty soon they were no longer the same people.

Andrew Sullivan warned that we may become "a fifth column".  On the now-defunct Chris Matthews Show, a near-hysterical David Brooks cast us as even crazier than the crazies on the Right.  Charles Krauthammer invented the term "Bush Derangement Syndrome" just for us.     

Charles Krauthammer: Bush Derangement Syndrome is spreading.  
Published: Dec 7, 2003

For the unpardonable sin of writing truthfully and accurately about the state of the Republican party and the catastrophic trajectory it was on, by the legacy media and conservative media, we were nearly universally loathed and dismissed.  And the more it became clear that we had been right about the Right all along, the more establishment institutions wanted us to shut the fuck up and go away, because we were not telling the story they wanted told.

Thirteen years later,  in 2019, I wrote this:

And on that day I will butter my humble bread with schadenfreude as I watch the stunned indignation of my Liberal allies who were damn-fool enough to lend their credibility to their Never Trumper pals in exchange for nothing -- watch as they wake to find that their pals have not only turned on them, but have used the credibility my Liberal allies gave them as patents of nobility to stake a permanent claim in the mainstream media as the new Reasonable Center of American politics.

I shall uncork a fine, vintage "I fucking told you so" when Brian Williams and Joe Scarborough and Don Lemon and on and on and on welcome Rick Wilson and Bill Kristol and Charlie Sykes and on and on and on as heroes.  Brave truth-tellers who stood out as one of the few, clear, sane voices on either the Left or the Right during these past few crazy years.

Never Trumpers in conversation with each other.  From The Bulwark, two days ago:

Sarah Longwell:  And I... I think that... I don't know if you're familiar with the phrase people uh will forgive you for being wrong, but they will never forgive you for being right. 

Oh my yes, Sarah.  We Liberal bloggers are very familiar with that phrase.  People who have been writing about the catastrophic trajectory of the Republican party since the days when the ink on your Kenyon College diploma was still wet?  Since before you joined the Log Cabin Republicans?  People who were slandered, mocked, and ignored by the same people who now staff The Bulwark and take victory laps for "being right"?   

Yes, we are very, very, very familiar with that phrase.

But please continue.

LongwellUm, and I also think as Trump demonstrates what a threat he is to liberal democracy in this moment that a lot of the people who said "Kamala? Trump? They'll probably be about the same." are mad at us at how right we were about the threat he presented. 

This has become a consistent, predictable feature of every Bulwark podcast..  Or, rather, a key marketing and branding slogan of every Bulwark podcast as they ask for new subscribers.  Reminding everyone not only how right they were and how the Right despises them for it -- but let's let David Frum explain...

Frum:  Well, The Bulwark is indispensable and brave and your present amazing success should not cause people to forget the incredible chanciness and riskiness of the enterprise at the beginning.   And so you all deserve tremendous honor.  You made sacrifices. So did your colleagues, by the way, or your  counterparts at The Dispatch. Many of them made tremendous individual sacrifices and again it's worked out but no one knew that at the beginning...

From Capital Research,  May 14, 2025

The Bulwark: From Nonprofit to Profits

...According to the DDT Institute’s 2021 report to the IRS, the nonprofit sold The Bulwark to Center Enterprises in August 2021 for $100,000. The report also notes the firm is “more than 35%” owned by Sarah Longwell. (The DDT Institute also reported more than $1 million in expenses for The Bulwark for the months preceding the sale.)

The Bulwark website now states that it is owned by “Center Enterprises, Inc.”

The funding model is now advertising and reader support, via the Substack subscription platform, and a lot of content is behind paywalls. The basic membership is $100 annually, with a “Founding” level that provides access to additional content for $300 per year.

As of March 2025, The Bulwark reported nearly 90,000 paid Substack subscribers, which at a minimum of $100 each equates to $9 million annually (Substack takes roughly 10 percent of that.) An additional source of revenue is a YouTube page, “bringing in between $150,000 to $300,000 a month,” according to New York magazine. So that’s an additional $1.8 million or more per year.

“After several years of breaking even,” noted the New York report, “The Bulwark had its first profitable year in 2024.”

It's funny to hear people who were given millions in startup capital by angel investors, limitless promotional hits on cable news amounting to tens of millions in free advertising, op-ed gigs, book deals, speaking engagements and uplift by other A-list podcasters -- all of which is a million times more support than any Liberal bloggers and podcasters were ever offered by the same wealthy individuals and institutions -- talking about what a tremendous sacrifice it was quitting Team Evil 20 years too late.  

Every time I hear this kinda talk -- which is a near-constant refrain from every Never Trumper -- I get notes of Henry Hill bitching at the end of Goodfellas --

-- about how far his station in life was reduced once he was forced to get out of the mob and turn on all his old cronies.

Funny old world.  


I Am The Liberal Media


Thursday, April 30, 2026

32.2 Feet Per Second Squared


Although it ticks down a tiny amount at, say, the peak of Everest, 32.2 ft/s² is the average acceleration due to gravity here on planet Earth.  All the time, everywhere.

But how do I know this is true right now?  How can I be sure?  Did I personally test it today?  

No.

Did I test it yesterday? 

No.  

Will I test it tomorrow?  

No.  Don't be a pedant.  There is no need to measure it because gravity is a function of how mass warps spacetime, and so far as we are concerned, it is effectively constant.

Which is why the acceleration due to gravity on Earth is the same today as it was yesterday, and as it was in 1881 and in 1510 and 10 million years and a billion years ago.  

And,as a metaphor, this is why I personally do not react with shock every time Trump and his minions wipe their asses with the Constitution.  Or when Republicans in Congress abase themselves at his every whim.  Or when Republican voters, knowing who and what he was, nominated him three times and elected him twice and cheered on his every depraved excess.  Or that the legacy media rolled over for all of it.  Or that "respectable" institutions" sold us out and bent the knee.  Or that a substantial percentage of those minions and voters have begun looking for a lifeboat  because "[Fill in the whatever] isn't what I voted for" and "He fooled me!"

Because it all begins with the voters.

And because rage...

MAGA Gets New ‘Tears of the Left’ Whiskey

...racism...

The Republican Party Is Racist and Soulless. Just Ask This Veteran GOP Strategist.

...violence...

Megyn Kelly: I'm supposed to feel sorry for Alex Pretti - but I don't

...corruption...

Trump’s Profiteering Hits $4 Billion

...stupidity...

What Underlies the G.O.P. Commitment to Ignorance?

...paranoia...

20 Conspiracy Theories Trump Has Pushed Before and During His Presidency

...white nationalism...

How White Supremacy Returned to Mainstream Politics

...a contempt for facts and reason...

When a cult goes mainstream: Inside the toxic psychological engine of Trump’s MAGA movement

...a bone-deep horror at the thought of ever being held responsible for any of the evil that they do...

‘Disappointed,’ ‘Surprised,’ ‘Betrayed’: 12 Trump Voters on What Has Gone Wrong

...and a double scoop of authoritarianism...

Trump fits the bill of an authoritarian. But so do many Americans

...are the components that Republican leaders and Conservative media have been breeding into the party base for decades.  

I know this because, like you, for my entire adult life I have watched with growing alarm (and written about it on this blog for 21 years) as Republican leadership, Conservative media and the legacy media all pitched in to assemble this doomsday machine.

Their depravity is not a fluke or a fever.  It has become a political constant. And their trajectory is ever-downward.  Something we now have to factor in to every strategy and decision.  It is impossible to imagine Republicans ever again acting in good faith about anything.   Ever rising above their barbarity.  Ever giving a good goddamn about this country or its future, or ever backing even slightly off of the raving language of bile, resentment and leering sadism that has become their Mother Tongue.   

And so all our plans devolve into disaster mitigation.  Trying to predict what grievous wounds they will inevitably inflict on civilization next and how we can best prepare ourselves for their acts of grunting, bitching, Bible-wrapped savagery.

Both Sides Don't 





Tuesday, April 28, 2026

One of These...


...is the ruthless agent of a rapacious, litigious, mercantile theocracy driven by the principle "Once you have their money, never give it back." 

The other is Brunt, a Liquidator for the Ferengi Commerce Authority.


Both Sides Don't 





Friday, April 24, 2026

Things That Make You Doubt Whether You Exist At All


This exchange between former Trump spokesmodel turned Bulwark employee, Sarah Matthews, and Tim  Miller made me check my blogroll and archives to make sure the entire history of the Liberal blogosphere/ podcast universe really existed.  Or had I hit my head on a low-slung door casing in 1998 and just dreamed it all up.

Matthews:  Don't get me wrong like of course there's a little part of me that thinks internally of course it feels good to be right but like I didn't want to be right about all of this. 

Tim Miller: I did and that's one way that we're different. And I don't want to be immodest or anything, but it does feel like as I survey the news that we're going to go to this morning, like that the most extreme cringe version of Never Trumpism uh seems like it was it was correct. Like, whatever person you have in your mind, you're like, "This person like hates Trump so much that some of their takes are even a little bit like, you know, make you wince a little bit because they've gone so far around the bend." Like that person, whoever that person is in your mind, was like way more right than any anybody who tried to say like,  "Let's call it balls and strikes." Like, let's see, you know, he's he had some good points on this or that. 

Matthews:  And now obviously like you know five years of being the on the anti-Trump side and yeah feels feels good to know that we were right.

Sure she did all the things and enjoyed all the perks and told all the lies and backed all the madness, but she reassures Tim, in her hip-hop heart (tm New York Times Pitchbot) she was never really down to clown.  She was never really bought in to all the MAGA stuff.  Deep down she knew things weren't right.

(So lemme understand.  Back then, when she worked for Donald Trump, on a day-to-day, hour-to-hour basis she was just lying about what she truly believed.  And doing it so expertly that no one could tell that she never believed the things that were coming out of her mouth.  

But now she's telling the unvarnished truth?  And you can trust that because...?  C'mon people.  It's like no one has ever seen Double Indemnity. The Strange Love of Martha Ivers. The File on Thelma Jordon. Or  No Man of Her Own, )

Well none of those questions were on the table.  Instead Tim did the podcast equivalent of chucking her under the chin and telling her, it's OK kiddo.  As the official brand-ambassador for the "pro-democracy coalition", I can assure you, all is forgiven. You're on The Bulwark payroll now, and we absolve everybody.   

Everybody?

Well --- not everybody.  There are two groups whose transgressions are so grievous that they can never be excused.

The first group is one guy.  Tucker Carlson.  Who has always been lying, skeevy con man who'll say anything to advance his personal and political fortunes.  All his "apology" amounts to is another MAGA rat scurrying down the-rat line of a sinking ship.  Never trust this guy.  

The second group are... Liberals.  Especially Liberal bloggers and podcasters who had the poor taste to have been. inconveniently, 100% right about the Right since long before there was ever such a thing as  The Bulwark or a Never Trumper.  Since long before Trump was even a thing.  

If the Bulwark crew had it within their power to wish all of us with long memories and detailed files ... 

... all into the cornfield, they'd do it before close of business.

But since that is beyond their abilities, they settle for pretending we never existed, except as straw men whose imaginary follies prompt endless eye-rolling from the savvy set.



I Am The Liberal Media




Thursday, April 23, 2026

Professional Left Podcast Episode 988: Schrödinger's Alliances


"The only governing rule that we all recognize is: always sit close to an exit and never trust a man who doesn't sweat."  --  Dr. Hunter S. Thompson