Friday, February 07, 2020

The Left Was Right All Along, Part Infinity


From a notorious degenerate Liberal blogger and three-time Twitter jail recidivist more than a decade ago:
The "Independent" Granfalloon

Nobody knows what “independents” want, because “independent” as a modern political category is a textbook example of what Kurt Vonnegut defined in "Cat's Cradle" as a "granfalloon":
"...a proud and meaningless association of human beings"
Because “independent” can mean any-damn-thing, or nothing at all.

Consider that if you defined “independent” as someone who, broadly speaking, supported a Liberal agenda (not the imaginary, shadow-puppets-made-out-of-Rush-Limbaugh-stool-samples “Liberal agenda” that Conservatives have been using to scare stupid people into committing economic suicide for 30 years, but the real Liberal agenda) but was not welded to a particular candidate, or even to a particular party, then that would describe me pretty well.

But I'm also quite sure that a fair chunk of the the 5% of the voting public which -- just 24 hours before the 2004 Presidential elections -- still couldn't quite make up their minds whether to vote for Kerry/Edwards, or the lying, feeble-minded frat boy (and his homicidal regent) who had fucked up everything he had ever touched ...consider themselves "independents".

Rebel nuns who might just think that letting a rape victim have access to abortion services would not be the end of the world?

Independents.

Snake-handling queer-hating Leviticans who think the GOP is too gutless because it won’t advocate rounding up Teh Gay and putting them in camps?

Independents.

Bunker-dwelling survivalists?

Independents.

Pimple-faced 30-something John Galt wannabees who masturbate themselves blind to “Atlas Shrugged” because that hot chick in accounting won’t give them a second look, but won’t she be sorry when Objectivists stop the engine of the world and people like her will have to stand in line to offer their vajay-jays to the alpha studs wealth producers!

Independents.

Klansmen who want to smoke a little weed?

Independents.

America's compulsive political middle-children who have been taught so thoroughly to compromise their way out of any conflict that they will travel a 1,000 miles just to find a fence to straddle?

The opinionless little ciphers who just want to make sure they line up with a winner?

The moral cowards wouldn’t pick a side with a gun pressed to their heads, because of the terror of then being committed to actually doing something instead of snarking their way through life declaring "Well, ya know, bote sides are juss a buncha crooks anyway!" about every situation regardless of context and circumstances?

If asked, I guarantee you all virtually of those people would tell you that they think of themselves as “independent”.

And based on simple observation, guess who appears to be the largest group of late-blooming independents?

Those fucknozzles who, after giving Dubya the longest tongue bath in modern political history while calling everyone else a traitor, started gagging on the sheer tonnage of bullshit their creepy idolatry of George W. Bush was requiring them to swallow and obediently regurgitate every fucking day, that's who.

Most newly minted “independents” seem to be little more than Republicans who are fleeing the scene of their crime, but at the same time still desperately want believe in the inerrant wisdom of Rush Limbaugh. They are completely incapable of facing the horrifying reality that they have gotten every single major political opinion and decision of their adult lives completely wrong, so instead they double-down on their hatred of women and/or gays and/or brown people and/or Liberals, and blame them for the miserable fuckpit their leaders and their policies have made of their lives and futures.

Like German soldiers after the fall of Berlin, they have stopped running away from the catastrophe they created only long enough to burn their uniforms.

But they fool no one.

Except, apparently, David Fucking Brooks.

From Politico today:
An Unsettling New Theory: There Is No Swing Voter

Rachel Bitecofer’s radical new theory predicted the midterms spot-on. So who’s going to win 2020?

What if everything you think you know about politics is wrong? What if there aren’t really American swing voters—or not enough, anyway, to pick the next president? What if it doesn’t matter much who the Democratic nominee is? What if there is no such thing as “the center,” and the party in power can govern however it wants for two years, because the results of that first midterm are going to be bad regardless? What if the Democrats' big 41-seat midterm victory in 2018 didn’t happen because candidates focused on health care and kitchen-table issues, but simply because they were running against the party in the White House? What if the outcome in 2020 is pretty much foreordained, too?

To the political scientist Rachel Bitecofer, all of that is almost certainly true, and that has made her one of the most intriguing new figures in political forecasting this year.

If she’s right, it wouldn’t just blow up the conventional wisdom; it would mean that much of the lucrative cottage industry of political experts—the consultants and pollsters and (ahem) the reporters—is superfluous, an army of bit players with little influence over the outcome. Actually, worse than superfluous: That whole industry of experts is generally wrong.

The classic view is that the pool of American voters is basically fixed: About 55 percent of eligible voters are likely to go to the polls, and the winner is determined by the 15 percent or so of “swing voters” who flit between the parties. So a general election campaign amounts to a long effort to pull those voters in to your side.

Bitecofer has a nickname for this view. She calls it, with disdain, the “Chuck Todd theory of American politics”: “The idea that there is this informed, engaged American population that is watching these political events and watching their elected leaders and assessing their behavior and making a judgment.”

“And it is just not true.”
...

“If you think of independents as a fixed pool of voters that change preferences,” she says, “well, that has implications for how you campaign after them. But if you are talking about the preference of independents changing because the pool of independents changes, well that is a different fucking banana.”

In 2012, Bitecofer points out, Obama actually lost independents while winning the election, and in Ohio, he lost them by 10 points, but still carried the crucial swing state. There are just simply more Democrats in much of the country, and if they are activated by a belief that, say, the Republican presidential nominee is a heartless plutocrat who thinks 47 percent of the population can be written off as grifters and that corporations are people, and the Democrat gets just a handful of those true independents, then it becomes impossible for Republicans to win...
Applause for this, plus two crucial corrections.

First, this is not "An Unsettling New Theory".  This is what certain disreputable Liberals have been saying for literally decades, and for our trouble we've been shoved further and further into media Coventry precisely because we threaten the Beltway media's "lucrative cottage industry of political experts—the consultants and pollsters and (ahem) the reporters."

Second, this will definitely not "blow up the conventional wisdom" despite the fact that "it would mean that much of the lucrative cottage industry of political experts—the consultants and pollsters and (ahem) the reporters—is superfluous, an army of bit players with little influence over the outcome. Actually, worse than superfluous: That whole industry of experts is generally wrong."  This is because the conventional political wisdom of the American punditocracy has never been based on facts, history and observable reality.

As a notorious degenerate Liberal blogger and three-time Twitter jail recidivist wrote a couple of month ago ("Today in Both Sides Do It: Heresy in the Time of Ptolemy, Blasphemy in the Time of Brooks ") the Beltway media already comfortably thrives in a constant state of pathological denial because they are not journalists.  They are the bishops and cardinals of a suffocating and radically false theology, complete with its own orthodoxies, rituals and icons.

A High and Holy Church of Both Sides Do It, which preaches the satanic horror of The Extremes on Both Sides, worships the Imaginary Center, and reposes confidently in the certainty that one day soon (although that day and hour no one knows exactly, not even the angels of heaven, but only to Broder in Heaven) the Blessed Independents shall rise up to save us all.

It is also a church which ruthlessly wields its enormous institutional power to reward the faithful and punish heretics and blasphemers like us. 

So stop huffing the ether-soaked rag of Edward R. Murrow nostalgia and praying for the press to "do their job" because enforcing the dogma of Both Siderism in the face of overwhelming evidence that Both Siderism is a toxic lie Is Their Job.



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3 comments:

Robt said...

Right, sure.

If anyone doesn't realize every political pollster who is worth a fourth of his pay. Knows and knows right now in the primaries (as well as general elections) How they vote.

They have all the voting history of all registered voters. This data shows them who leans which party line from election after election.

So they know who is hiding themselves behind the shield of "Independent".

For some "independents" I know. They are the same partisans they were before. this small sample I know of, by being independent refistered. Tel me two things.
1)
They do not receive all the party mailers and harassment's for donations.
2)
They find they can escape stereotyping scolds by others and it allows them to hold a sanctified place to argue others that they are more pure and tethered.
They like feeling more righteous than someone who is a true believer who commits. Even though they are no different than an alcoholic making the notorious geographical change to leave their alcoholism behind. Only to bring it with them to their new place.

There is really no independent party. Yeah, there are a couple self titled independents.


berine Sanders who caucuses with Dems and he is currently campaigning ain the Democratic primary.

Rand Paul claims he is a Libertarian. He runs for election as a republican and resides in the Senate republican party.

Independence in my opinion is within the mind of the person, their ability to to not cede right and wrong for the team.

dinthebeast said...

It's almost like the fact that the gargantuan pile of Citizens United enabled political speech unit dollars all end up in the pockets of the media companies who sell the ad-space is some kind of conflict of interest or something.

-Doug in Sugar Pine

bluicebank said...

You paint with too broad a brush, Drift. Independents (or in Calif. "no party preference"), at the polling booth either vote Republican or Democratic. According to Pew Research, more indies are liberal than conservative.

And from Pew:
"Among the public overall, 38% describe themselves as independents, while 31% are Democrats and 26% call themselves Republicans, according to Pew Research Center surveys conducted in 2018."

So this is a large voting bloc that should not be compared to both-siderism (only 7% of indies truly have no party preference).

https://www.pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/05/15/facts-about-us-political-independents/