Sunday, November 10, 2019

Breaking: Senior Anonymous Beltway Media Persons Continue to Be Stunned That Republicans Are Republicans


This is Hugh Hewitt.

He is a Cyborg Sent From The Future who has been working assiduously (as cyborgs do) for a long, long time to destroy America.  This is a thing I have been writing about on this blog for years.

And then, one day, very suddenly, a Very Senior NBC Media Person noticed that Hugh Hewitt is "out of his fucking mind" and scampered over to the Daily Beast to Tell All.

What the Hell Happened to Hugh Hewitt?

“He’s lost his f*cking mind,” a senior MSNBC colleague told The Daily Beast, lamenting how the conservative intellectual has morphed into a Lou Dobbs-like booster of the president.

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Once an aide to Ronald Reagan and early supporter of Mitt Romney’s presidential ambitions, Hewitt has fallen in line with the rest of the conservative media ecosystem as a reliably Trumpian defender of the president’s bizarre and potentially criminal behavior—his popular radio show now fervently bashing Democrats and providing cover for Trump’s many ongoing scandals in a way that seemingly morphs Hewitt into an intellectualized version of Fox News stars like Sean Hannity or Dobbs...

The following clip from Family Guy exactly captures my reaction when yet another Senior, Highly-Paid Professional Media Person is shocked to "discover" something we on the Left have been blogging about for decades:





I Am Neither Hugh Hewitt Nor A Senior, Highly-Paid Professional Media Person.  
Hence The Tip Jar.



2 comments:

Robt said...

The new upgrade version of the Hewitt Cyborg is needed to be sent back in time (our present) to replace the failed Cyborg you cite.

This Hewitt cyborg model has flaws.

Bonus rant*
Fear not, ARi Melber at the MSNBC who likes to "talk to the other side" . Got Peggers released from the Alcoholic sanitarium treatment center on her own recognizance to be on the TV and tell us, "But that Adam Schiff looks so partisan to Trump supporters".
It's internal reactor has Nuclear anal leakage.
Besides, It's prehistoric Tea party component has been replaced by a QANON Chip that allows for it's Brain Tumor in human infections.
Disclaimer : These brain Tumors are guaranteed for the life span of the humanoid carbon based entity.

Dark Phoenix (Nixa) said...

"Got Peggers released from the Alcoholic sanitarium treatment center on her own recognizance to be on the TV and tell us, "But that Adam Schiff looks so partisan to Trump supporters"."

Who the hell COULD the Dem party advance that the moron base wouldn't find partisan? They could send out Zombie Ronald Reagan and the meatheads would scream "PARTISAN DEM DEEP STATE OPERATIVE!"