Tuesday, April 16, 2019

The Faith and Humility Reporter For The Acela Corridor Pantograph...


...would like you to buy his book, based on the fact that the last book of his you bought got everything wrong.

From Mr. David Brooks today:
Four years ago, in the midst of the Obama presidency, I published a book called “The Road to Character.” American culture seemed to be in decent shape and my focus was on how individuals can deepen their inner lives. This week, in the midst of the Trump presidency, I’ve got another book, “The Second Mountain.” It’s become clear in the interim that things are not in good shape, that our problems are societal. The whole country is going through some sort of spiritual and emotional crisis.
Heh
"It’s become clear in the interim that things are not in good shape..."
You know, if 30 years behind a keyboard hacking out Conservative tripe has proven anything, it is that Mr. Brooks does not have the slightest fucking clue how to deepen your inner life, or what the root of our national crisis is, or how to fix it.  But I have to admit, watching this marketing strategy of "Buy my new book because my last book was nonsense written about a country which I fundamentally do not understand but have been profitably lying to you dullards about for 30 years" unfold is a helluva thing.


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5 comments:

Andrew Johnston said...



Would you believe he says that in the introduction? Kinda...it's more like a the last book was good, but incomplete kinda thing.

Anyway, I have my copy. Guess I gotta read it now.

nota said...

Chump Lady is on to Brooks' schtick. As are her commenters.

San Francisco Values said...

Your post should be curated by news aggregators under the category heading "Stating the Obvious." But it won't be because, inexplicably, it isn't obvious to them. Which is the Driftglass gift, or curse.

And will someone remind me, again, why David Brooks' personal life is off limits?

Meremark said...

Hellsbells Fucking brooks showed up on Andreeck Mitchell today and boy howdy (h/t Charles Pierce) if you get the tape he fckin lynches himself. Andreeck didn't seem enthused to have him book-pumping on her time. But they went out in agreement that they are both still looking for a soul inside.

Robt said...

To get in the competition with DFB.

I will be releasing my books that takes people beyond Brooks's Second mountain.

It is titled , The Courtesy Flush".
(As famous trusted book critic writes)

" Second Flush is the thrilling uplifting to the promised land. Diverges the spirit of the 2nd Amendment's promise to defend the Second Mountain
Instilling the lost hope Brooks?s latest folly failed the Lord's words spoken to Brooks and passed on to you through his book "Second Mountain". Will excite the dead brain cells as it takes you on the sewer rafting ride to the hollowed cesspool of treatment purification.. If you wondered what happened to the first mountain of Brooks. This will rivet you to the girder".
Dick Pronmes of the Moonies Times.