Wednesday, January 23, 2019

In Case You Hadn't Noticed, Mitch McRommel Is Currently Losing


At this moment, GOP's "Butt-hurt Fox" appears to be having his ass sawed off in public and served to him on the good china by a Democratic party united behind a woman who controls one half of one branch of the federal government.

From The Hill:
McConnell blocks bill to reopen most of government

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.) blocked legislation on Wednesday that would reopen most of the government currently closed during the partial shutdown.

Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.) went to the Senate floor to ask for consent to take up the House-passed bill that would fund every agency and department impacted by the partial shutdown, except the Department of Homeland Security, through Sept. 30...

Looks like Nancy Pelosi read your book there, Mitch.



Of course, opinions differ.

For example, down in Big-Mac-and-bile-fart choked atmosphere of Trump's Bitterbunker, loyal henchmen like Hugh Hewitt (the comically malfunctioning cyborg sent from the future to destroy America), still insist that everything is going great --
Another victory is looming for Mitch McConnell
-- and the Reich will definitely last 1000 years.


Behold, a Tip Jar!

6 comments:

Unknown said...

For the life of me, I don’t understand his strategy here. Unless in some weird way he’s trying to teach Donny a lesson.

Fritz Strand said...

I get the sentiment but I always imagine Mr. McTurtle in one of those NASCAR jackets.....

R White said...

@Bigtoe b*tc(h) mcconnell is waiting for democrats to fold as they have so many times in the past when the worthless beltway media places yet another republican catastrophe at their feet and the lobotomized electorate starts yelling for democrats to work with morally bankrupt republicans.

I'm really delighted that Pelosi is standing her ground with dickstain donald while reminding the overrated stenographers that she has done her work as speaker by passing legislation that currently sits on b*tc(h)'s desk awaiting senate approval.

driftglass said...

Find me a video of George C. Scott beating Richard Petty and then yelling "I read your book!" and I'll do it :-)

Robt said...

You underestimate the igneous Ninja Turtle.

Although he won't put any bill to open government on the floor for a vote in which the president doesn't pre approve.

Mc Turtle will put bills on the floor of the Senate that the Senate will not approve/ pass.

Then, see--it is recalcitrance Democrat obstruction.
Trump-- Not my fault, Mc-Turtle Not my fault. This equals Pelosi's fault at the Putin-FOX network

Why do we need to pay for a republican Senate? Why can't they just get rid of the Republican controlled Senates. Then Trump could just have his cabinet members vote on what he wants?

Loony Liberal said...

McConnell is holding out for thousands of liters of barbecue sauce. Mitch McConnell is to his constituents as the average person is to appetizers.