Monday, June 18, 2018

Coulter, Duckspeak and You

For those of you unfamiliar with her work, Ann Coulter is 43 pounds of rode-hard, visibly-decomposing, Republican slunkmeat who has worked frantically over the past 20 years to stay at the far-end of the "Wingnuts Saying The Most Godawful Shit Imaginable" bell curve.

You see, "Saying The Most Godawful Shit Imaginable" is basically her whole career (here is a sampling of her book titles) --
Treason: Liberal Treachery from the Cold War to the War on Terrorism
Godless: The Church of Liberalism
Guilty: Liberal "Victims" and Their Assault on America
If Democrats Had Any Brains, They'd Be Republicans
In Trump We Trust
Demonic: How the Liberal Mob Is Endangering America
Slander: Liberal Lies About the American Right
Mugged: Racial Demagoguery from the Seventies to Obama
Resistance Is Futile! How the Trump-Hating Left Lost Its Collective Mind
-- and since the Right is now overstocked with freelance racists, out-and-proud Nazis and hypercaffeinated 12-year-old feculoids who sprang fully-formed from their whelping box screaming about how they were being cruelly silenced by the Libtard Media Conspiracy, it has gotten harder and harder for dilapidated, steam-powered gorgons like Coulter to stay in the game.

And so, on Sunday, Ms. Coulter decided to be the first to take the Republican black-sites-for-babies discussion where you just knew it was always going to go.

From the Dead Andrew Breitbart Fuhererbunker (no links because fuck 'em):
Coulter Warns Trump on Immigration, Border: ‘Don’t Fall for the Actor Children’

Sunday on Fox News Channel’s “The Next Revolution,” conservative commentator and author Ann Coulter advised President Donald Trump not to “fall for the actor children” at the border and cited a New Yorker article describing children with scripts and coaching to make situations appear worse.

“I would also say one other thing, these child actors weeping and crying on all the other networks 24/7 right now: do not fall for it, Mr. President. I get very nervous about the president getting his news from TV,” said Coulter.

She continued, “A New Yorker article … not a conservative publication, they describe how these kids, these kids are being coached. They’re given scripts to read by liberals, according to the New Yorker. Don’t fall for the actor children.”...
For the record, this was part of a panel that also featured Kimberly "Real Girlfriend Experience" Guilfoyle and disgraced traitor Jason Chaffetz.  

Also for the record, Breitbart provides no link to this phantom New Yorker article, neither does Coulter, neither does Fox News and a search of the New Yorker archives reveals nothing that could remotely be construed as supporting Ms. Coulter's unhinged Republican duckspeak (from Wikipedia):
Duckspeak is a Newspeak term that means "to quack like a duck" (literal meaning) or "to speak without thinking". Duckspeak can be good or "ungood" (bad) depending on who is speaking, and whether what they are saying aligns with Big Brother's ideals. To speak rubbish and lies may be "ungood", but to do so for the benefit of The Party may be good. Orwell explains in the appendix: "Ultimately it was hoped to make articulate speech issue from the larynx without involving the higher brain centres at all. This aim was frankly admitted in the Newspeak word duckspeak […]. Like various words in the B vocabulary, duckspeak was ambivalent in meaning. Provided that the opinions which were quacked out were orthodox ones, it implied nothing but praise, and when the Times referred to one of the orators of the Party as a doubleplusgood duckspeaker it was paying a warm and valued compliment."
Also for the record, as Right Wing Watch points out:
Coulter has previously suggested shooting immigrants who are attempting to cross the U.S. southern border and said that “death squads” may be the only hope if Trump helps pass immigration reform legislation. Coulter also has cozy connections with white nationalists and is openly admired by the president.
So why write about this openly deranged ghoul who makes a living pouring poison into the already cracked skulls of Republican idiots?

Because this particular openly deranged ghoul is syndicated in the good, gray pages of hundreds of local newspapers across this land of the free, including the State Journal-Register right here in Springfield where she is slotted between Iraq torture pimp Marc Thiessen and respected Spanish-American war correspondent and climate change denier, George Will, in their regular Conservative columnist rotation.  

Behold, a Tip Jar!


Robt said...

Never understood the interest in the Coulter-giest.

Correct me if you differ, I cannot produce any substantive accomplishment . Any contribution to the nation. Any benefit from any of her inserting her assertions into the public realm.

Public realm in these terms is specific to the exclusive euphoria of being superior to others through what ever it is conservatism means at the moment. That she is atop the republican ideology of bullshit mountain. Where she sets her throne to sit and cast down bulletins on the latest most dangerous enemy to hate at the moment.

Sure, she has been a guest on talk shows (promoting her self grandisments.

A conservative person challenged me to read one of her books. Touting how brilliant she is. When I ask what brilliant accomplishments for mankind is her legacy. A vacant account was presented but, she has these opinions of other people and she tells you how bad they are and how much to hate them. It always came down to if you are other than republican You are the hateful enemy.
So I took the challenge and read the book of Coulter he loaned me.
In review with this person later. I pointed out that Coulter in this book repeatedly foot noted source and verification of every "claim and accusation" she made at the Godless, the hated ones, the enemy.

Early chapters of her book footnoted these sources to be true by "quoting herself in one of her other books. In the other books she foot notes truth sources as her statements on a talk show when she was a guest and she said "this", therefore her as the source is backed up and must be true.
You follow this line of impeccable journalistic skill?

Turned out I was the liberal godless enemy she was "truth-in-izing" of to hate on in this persons mind when I pointed out my observations of what I thought of her book. The book he so pined me to read. The book he thought would strike me like a lightning bolt from Zeus (the conservative) himself. Change my life forever!! I only needed to read it, hold it, hear her words and I would be willing to sacrifice my first born on the bloodied alter of the GOP.

He was very upset and emotional that I had a different review of Coulter's Republican Old Testament. So much so, he became irrational with me ever after. In a superior race looking down at me as an enemy lurking around waiting for my chance to knife him in the back. (Or something sinisterly similar).
And remember, he asked me to read it to abridge me to speak on her brilliant relevance of life on the same level and with the same substance to discuss..

Won't do that anymore. Unless the pay is so Brooksian pay comfort living life style amount to make it worth my time.
To end, I reiterate.
What is Coulter's great accomplishment to put her in the status so many accept her to possess?
Many have written books, many have been on right wing froth the hate shows. many have spoken at CPAC. Many people graduate from colleges.
many republicans (as Coulter) have had run ins with the law over their voter fraud attempts.

What is her actual contribution(s) to society, community? Discover any medical break through? Write laws to bestow justice? Provide a hand up to someone in need?
I read that Ticks are eaten by wild turkeys at a enormous rate in their diet in the wild. I imagine there are other insects that might eat ticks. It is my over all opinion of ticks that they provide little to the general life of the planet. Unless Lyme disease and other vector illness is a contribution.

Does Coulter contribute more than a Vector parasitic Tick?

Jim from MN said...

Soulless, heartless Republican monsters need soulless, heartless Republican monsters to vote for them and even more soulless, heartless Republican monsters to sell their soulless, heartless Republican monster bullshit. Ann Coulter is just another soulless, heartless Republican monster feeding the anger and grievance of those soulless, heartless Republican monsters.

Jim from MN said...

Soulless, heartless Republican monsters need soulless, heartless Republican monsters to vote for them and even more soulless, heartless Republican monsters to sell their soulless, heartless Republican monster bullshit. Ann Coulter is just another soulless, heartless Republican monster feeding the anger and grievance of those soulless, heartless Republican monsters.

Betamax said...

'dilapidated, steam-powered gorgons...'

That is going to stick in my brain like a toothpick. Well done!

But yes, I was wondering what this antique heap of pi-dog skins was going to have to do to stay competetive in the current single-serving blonde youth troll market. Turns out she's doing really kinky awful for the connisseur who prefers experienced and mature shit talkers