Go Go Godzilla

At the risk of repeating myself :-) President Stupid is the unholy spawn of the modern Republican Party and a compliant Beltway Both Siderist media that, for more than a quarter of a century, has reflexively excused every ever-escalating Republican atrocity with a flurry of False Equivalence hand-waving and hippy punching.

Well the thunder lizard the Right has always openly prayed for has finally come.  And the well-heeled deacons and cardinals of the High and Holy Church of Both Siderism who midwifed this monstrosity into existence --

As you know that isn't why she lost. She lost because of her own character and campaign.

— Matthew Dowd (@matthewjdowd) June 29, 2017

-- now cower in their cathedral, raging and accusing --

The GOP's experiment has failed on an epic level. Time to pull the plug.

— Stephen M Carter (@StephenMCarter4) June 29, 2017

-- and demanding that someone, somewhere step up and do something about their beast-child that now has them in its cross-hairs.

In theory, I am still capable of imagining a universe in which I might feel something like sympathy for the Beltway cowards and kapos* who thought that by shitting on the Left every time the Right lobbed another cinderblock from the Fox News Overpass onto the Freeway of American Democracy, their fortunes would rise forever and a day of reckoning would never come.

In theory.

In practice, from my position as lowly Libtard pariah and punching bag, I am rather enjoying the sight of them scrambling down the rat-lines of a ship they themselves have conspired to sink. Enjoying it far more than I should, actually, but then I never promised that I was anything other than low and perverse.

*kapo: A kapo or prisoner functionary (German: Funktionshäftling) was a prisoner in a Nazi concentration camp who was assigned by the SS guards to supervise forced labor or carry out administrative tasks. Also called "prisoner self-administration", the prisoner functionary system minimized costs by allowing camps to function with fewer SS personnel. The system was designed to turn victim against victim, as the prisoner functionaries were pitted against their fellow prisoners in order to maintain the favor of their SS overseers. If they were derelict, they would be returned to the status of ordinary prisoners and be subject to other kapos...