Tuesday, May 09, 2017

The Biggest Conservative Cretin In Hollywood Is Back On Twitter






And he still has many stupid opinions about things!

For someone who make a living hitting his marks and saying his lines, it is so weird that Mr. Searcy does not seem to have the slightest fucking clues how "video" works.

See, "video" is a visual and auditory medium by which things that are happening right now -- including people's "words" and "actions" -- can be captured for future use.

Here, for example, is then-Senator Jefferson Selfregard Sessions grilling Sally Yates during her confirmation  hearing.  But you have to understand the context of what you are seeing, because was a different time back then...

We were younger then, and fancy free.  Our president was a decent, competent, intellligent and honorable man and not a lying, racist, demented fire demon.  But our president was also black and a Democrat, which drove already-completely-batshit wingnuts like Nick Searcy and Jeff Sessions into a completely different orbit of raving, conspiracy-mongering lunacy.

Which is why, back then, before he became one of President Stupid's Russian nesting dolls, ol' Jeff Session make such a big, hairy deal of demanding that Sally Yates swear a mighty oath that if a president ever told her to do something illegal or just wrong and stupid, well by God, she would tell that president to go pound sand.

This was less two years ago.  And here, thanks to the miracle of "video" technology, is that exchange:
And here is "video" of Sally Yates from just yesterday reminding the breathtakingly stupid senator from Arizona Texas* how he and his Republican colleagues made such a big, hairy deal in 2015 about Ms. Yates swearing to do the very thing that they -- and Nick Searcy -- are now insisting that she had no damn business doing two years later:

Unfortunately I had to hear about Mr. Searcy's reemergence as one of the most aggressively stupid Conservatives on Twitter because about four years ago I comprehensively humiliated Mr. Searcy on Twitter in front of his nitwit minions and hanger's on and, like so many before him and since, he ran away like a child and blocked me.

Well, at least there's one thing that Nick Searcy and Matthew Dowd have in common.

Bringing people together: it's what I do. So let the healing begin!

*Thanks for the catch!

8 comments:

mellowjohn said...

"This was less two years ago."
gosh, what could have changed from then to now? i wonder...

Knight of Nothing said...

Dowd will no doubt take Searcy's admonition as proof that he's doing an amazing job, because BOTH SIDES are mad at him. And with this one weak feint toward complimenting an Obama-appointed politician for doing her job, he's free to criticize Democrats for the next six months.

bowtiejack said...

Great stuff. man. You're kicking it!

Oriscus said...

Cornyn is, god help us, senior Senator from Texas, not junior Senator from Arizona.

portlandmaxtrains said...

Meta: I wanted to use 'where the good lord split ya' movers in a comment, but google can't find it. I think you've only said it in the podcast. Can you start posting your fake, er, alternative sponsors on your blog, so I can copy and paste easily?

I am so mildly nauseous about Comey's firing!

Jeff Ryan said...

Pity. He was great on Justified.

Procopius said...

"Unfortunately I had to hear about Mr. Searcy's reemergence as one of the most aggressively stupid Conservatives on Twitter because about four years ago I comprehensively humiliated Mr. Searcy on Twitter in front of his nitwit minions and hanger's on and, like so many before him and since, he ran away like a child and blocked me." OK, please forgive me for not understanding, but I do not do Twitter. I don't do podcasts, either, but that's not relevant here. How does his blocking you then force you now to read his spew on the electric twitter machine?

Lawrence said...

Why is his name spelled with a dollar sign? Is he trying to remind me he's rich? Compared to me, no doubt he is. But he doesn't have Clooney cash, and Justified was no Breaking Bad. Either I just don't get it or it's very petty posturing.