Kissinger: Veddy well, Mr. President. What is your favorite prayer?
Trump: I dunno. Something something Two Corinthians walk into a bar? Ha! The fundies loved that shit! Picked up 12 million voted from those mooks and all I had to do was not be a chick and promise not to do abortions in the Rose Garden.
Kissinger: I'm not familiar with that one, Mr. President.
Trump: Look, just pick one. I hear you people know prayers for every fucking thing. And make it a good one!
Kissinger: “Because the poor are plundered and the needy groan, I will now arise,” says the LORD. “I will protect them from those who malign them.”
Trump: Not that one!
You know, if you're trying to spin people away from talking about your treasonous ties to Russia and your Nixonian levels of obstruction and dishonesty, meeting back-to-back with Henry Kissinger and your Russian handlers --
Trump Hosts Russian Foreign Minister Lavrov And Ambassador Kislyak At White House-- the day after you sacked the head of the FBI who was investigating your treasonous ties to Russia is so pandimensionally demented and delusional that the only words I have are...
...we told you so.