Just three month ago, Il Douche promised he would deliver unto us "great health care at a fraction of the cost".
Now that he has been elected, Il Douche would very much like someone else to hurry up and come up with an amazing super-plan to make health care do the things he promised it would do:
"It is time for Republicans & Democrats to get together and come up with a healthcare plan that really works - much less expensive & FAR BETTER!" [Trump] said.This was about 20 seconds after shitting all over the very idea of bipartisanship by trashing Chuck Schumer as the Democrats' "head clown":
President-elect Donald J. Trump lashed out at Democrats early Thursday over their efforts to preserve President Obama’s health care coverage law, insulting their top legislative leader and denouncing the measure as a “lie” as he called for a less expensive and more effective system.
“The Democrats, lead by head clown Chuck Schumer, know how bad ObamaCare is and what a mess they are in,” Mr. Trump wrote in the first of three early morning posts on Twitter.
The posts arrived the day after Mr. Obama huddled with Democrats on Capitol Hill to strategize over protecting the Affordable Care Act and Vice President-elect Mike Pence met with Republicans about how to gut it.
And having spent six years doing nothing but working two days a week shutting the government down a few times, holding Benghaaazi show trials, bitching about the Kenyan Usurper and voting to repeal the Affordable Care Act over 60 times, the Party of Lincoln is now frantically calling everybody they know to see if maybe somebody has an plan to make health care cheap and amazing stuck between their sofa cushions or something.
Meanwhile, in Trump Country, America's stupidest people are beginning to wonder if, just maybe, they made a wee little mistake in November:
Dear America's stupidest people.