From Time Magazine:
Donald Trump Is Bringing President Obama’s Half-Brother to the Third DebateTrump says Malik "gets it far better than his brother"Barack Obama’s half-brother Malik will show his support for Donald Trump at the third presidential debate on Wednesday.The Kenyan-born man, who is also a U.S. citizen, announced in July he would vote for the Republican nominee. Now he tells the New York Post he is “excited” to attend the debate in Las Vegas and believes Trump “can make America Great Again.” Trump tells the Post his guest “gets it far better than his brother.”The Trump campaign confirmed to TIME that Malik would be the candidate’s guest.Malik told the Post he does not believe the women who have come forward to accuse Trump of sexual misconduct, asking, “Why didn’t they come forward before?” He found fault with Hillary Clinton’s work as Secretary of State, claiming that Muammar Gaddafi had been a friend and adding, “Check out the situation in Libya now.”...
OK, couple of problems here.
First, Barack Obama is not running for office.
Second, no one outside of the Breitbart fever swamp thinks that Barack Obama or Hillary Clinton (who is running for office) would be rattled by cheap stunts like this, nor is Barack Obama a secret crime boss, or a secret caporegime to a secret crime boss like Frankie Five Angels.
And third, even if Barack Obama were running for office and even if he was a secret crime boss (or a secret caporegime to a secret crime boss like Frankie Five Angels), Donald Trump is not Michael Corleone.
Donald Trump is Fredo Corleone.
But none of his paid flunkies has the nerve to tell him.
Behold, a Tip Jar!