Kindly shut up and get with the program.
Latest in the "David Brooks Talks to America's Kids About..." series. (Marriage, Writing, Peer-Group Pressure, Morality, etc.)
Honestly, my arms are already pretty sore from a lot of recent heavy Brooks-lifting, so I'll pass you along to a cross-section of everyone else in the known world who is stunned away by how far up his own ass Mr. Brooks as finally ascended.
Here is a sampler:
Whitesplaining national anthem protests with David Brooks
How Many Sentences Does It Take To Know David Brooks Has Written A Bad Column?
(Ed: Generally after the title I have a good idea where it will all go horribly wrong.)
Wonkette: David Brooks Would Like Young Black Football Players To Stop Kneeling On His Lawn