...I would like to thank Lindsey Graham for articulating Republican foreign policy so clearly: the invasion and perpetual occupation of Syria, Iran, Mordor, Whoville and Westeros (as well as the reconquista of Iraq -- and not the real Iraq, but some Lindsey Graham's imaginary Iraq which was right on the verge of blossoming into a Jeffersonian democracy until Barack Obama messed it all up) by the US military, all of which will be paid for by something something tax cuts and "Simpson-Bowles".
So kiss your Social Security and Medicare goodbye grandma!
I also want to congratulate Senator Graham on the environmental soundness of using only 100% recycled Neocon crazytalk from the Bush Administration to stitch together the gauntlet with which he slapped all 73 other Republican candidates who are running to occupy the historic position of the man Hillary Clinton crushed in 2016.
As always, Squint was right there to helpfully baste Graham's steaming pile of Neocon Slaughterporn
with a thick layer of "It was a mistake to go in the way we did in 2003, and it was a mistake to get out the way we did" Both Siderist glaze.
This is your Liberal Teevee, America.