Entertains tiny band of weirdos near site of historic leper colony.*
Now that's how you write a headline.
From Maui News:
Gingrich: Obama divided U.S."Social responsibility", if you were unaware, is Smartest-Man-In-America-speak for "I only fuck one mistress at a time."
Candidate for White House addresses TEA Party of Maui
August 22, 2011
WAILUKU - Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich spoke about his core values to about 150 applauding TEA Party of Maui members Saturday during a brief campaign tour of Hawaii.
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"The current president is the best food stamp president in American history," Gingrich said to the packed room in the back of the modest church. "I would like to be the best paycheck president in U.S. history."
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If Gingrich were president, he said, he would dismantle most of Obama's policies by issuing "50 to 200 executive orders right after my inauguration."
Gingrich said part of the problem is that the president is guilty of dividing the country. He accused Obama of halting job growth by pitting corporations and the wealthy against the rest of the country.
"You cannot create jobs with class warfare and bureaucratic socialism going on," he said.
Gingrich said he promotes social responsibility.
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I guess we can look forward to reports of the Gingriches dazzling small clutches of crazy white people at key resort-and-shopping-adjacent
Seriously, if Newt just turned around in line at the DMV on an average day he could claim a bigger audience.
Or, as Rupert Murdoch's Wall Street Journal reported:
"Gingrich Draws a Big Crowd in Hawaii"
*(For the pedants out there, yes, I know Father Damien's famous leper colony was one island over on Molokai. That's why I said "near". You know, this is why we're lose the messaging war.)
5 comments:
But you can bet that the producers at NBC, etc, are smarter than all of us and will soon begin booking him for infinite Sundays once he shit cans the bid. He's a very smart man you know.
Nicely done and well said. He is a sorry act to even watch.
Callista must tennis and shop.
Repugnant! The sound of his voice makes me nauseous. What a diseased mind, he thinks he REALLY is that important. I rank (an apt word) him in the same class as Rove, Limbaugh and Buchanan...collective IQ of a grilled cheese sandwich!
>>Gingrich said part of the problem is that the president is guilty of dividing the country.
Yeah, how dare he GWB? ("Govern While Black"
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