Irrelevant GOP Pervert

Entertains tiny band of weirdos near site of historic leper colony.*

Now that's how you write a headline.

From Maui News:

Gingrich: Obama divided U.S.

Candidate for White House addresses TEA Party of Maui

August 22, 2011

WAILUKU - Presidential candidate Newt Gingrich spoke about his core values to about 150 applauding TEA Party of Maui members Saturday during a brief campaign tour of Hawaii.
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"The current president is the best food stamp president in American history," Gingrich said to the packed room in the back of the modest church. "I would like to be the best paycheck president in U.S. history."
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If Gingrich were president, he said, he would dismantle most of Obama's policies by issuing "50 to 200 executive orders right after my inauguration."

Gingrich said part of the problem is that the president is guilty of dividing the country. He accused Obama of halting job growth by pitting corporations and the wealthy against the rest of the country.

"You cannot create jobs with class warfare and bureaucratic socialism going on," he said.

Gingrich said he promotes social responsibility.
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"Social responsibility", if you were unaware, is Smartest-Man-In-America-speak for "I only fuck one mistress at a time."

I guess we can look forward to reports of the Gingriches dazzling small clutches of crazy white people at key resort-and-shopping-adjacent serial vacation spots battleground states until his stake horse's money runs out he sweeps to victory...just like he mesmerized this wee conclave of bored Maui-ites.

Seriously, if Newt just turned around in line at the DMV on an average day he could claim a bigger audience.

Or, as Rupert Murdoch's Wall Street Journal reported:

"Gingrich Draws a Big Crowd in Hawaii"

*(For the pedants out there, yes, I know Father Damien's famous leper colony was one island over on Molokai. That's why I said "near". You know, this is why we're lose the messaging war.)